Marcel / Marcy / Cherubs / Seraph = completely pnwed!!!!
[17:12:31][7EV] poor seraph, it must be extremely difficult not being comfortable in ones skin. atleast i can wake up everyday and not hate the gender i am and parade around in the bedroom in a japanese kimono with my ballsack taped to my inner thigh, confused drag queen with the lloyd from dumb and dumber bangline
Nibley Dump
[14:41:47][stugrennacs] just got back from nibley dump, iron acton wickwar with top fridge freezer/261 lemoade bottles for 6 pence of each so good hunting from rich people party dump and that plus green medicinal bottles from oliver cromwell with dirt on
NOWAY - FABULOUS!
[04:06][white light, white heat...] "I went through this period that lasted about a year and a half, from mid-2005 to late 2006, where I was subconsiously bisexual. Though it was largely connected to that dude, the obssesion with style, fashion and the whole 'glam/'camp' thing was definitely borderline gay - not to mention the fact that I had a totally unrealistic view of male/female relationships that climaxed in a fixation on pre-fame Madonna and becoming preoccupied with old-time starlets. And rather than dwelling on girl's personalities and engaging in sexual or romantic relationships, focal point of girls was little more than their hair styles, clothes and the type of music they listened to.
Sloth The Money Maker
[24Apr13 15:54:56][Sloth] I got a free Brazzers hoodie today
[24Apr13 15:55:01][Sloth] it's a zip up and nicely made
[24Apr13 15:55:06][Sloth] I'm totally going to wear it
[4Oct13 00:05:42][Sloth] just made $40 an hour and traveled
[Sloth] been up like 32 hours
[Sloth] Bought myself a nice marble dinner table
[Sloth] I make more money than both my parents
[Sloth] and probably most people on soulseek
[Sloth] <--- too fast for love
[9Aug13 18:52:57][Sloth] I haven't worked in a porn shop
[9Aug13 18:52:58][Sloth] for like
[09Aug13 18:53:01][Sloth] five years
[09Aug13 18:53:07][Sloth] I did that when i was 18-20
[09Aug13 18:53:36][Sloth] I finished creative writing degree
[09Aug13 18:53:39][Sloth] it's a boring field
[09Aug13 18:53:43][Sloth] really fucking boring
[09Aug13 18:53:45][Sloth] with no jobs
[09Aug13 18:54:11][Sloth] When I finish this degree on mortuary science
[09Aug13 18:54:15][Sloth] I can work anywhere
[Sloth] I've pissed off most of my family
[09Aug13 18:52:24][Sloth] and lost three friends
[09Aug13 18:52:37][Sloth] They don't want to be associated with a practicing mortician
[Sloth] So I kicked his fucking taillights out
[Sloth] So they knock at my door
[Sloth] I said you have five minutes to move or I'm going to do that to your face
[Sloth] never again have they fucked with my space
[Sloth] I said you have five minutes to move or I'm going to do that to your face
[24Apr13 15:55:01][Sloth] it's a zip up and nicely made
[24Apr13 15:55:06][Sloth] I'm totally going to wear it
[4Oct13 00:05:42][Sloth] just made $40 an hour and traveled
[Sloth] been up like 32 hours
[Sloth] Bought myself a nice marble dinner table
[Sloth] I make more money than both my parents
[Sloth] and probably most people on soulseek
[Sloth] <--- too fast for love
[9Aug13 18:52:57][Sloth] I haven't worked in a porn shop
[9Aug13 18:52:58][Sloth] for like
[09Aug13 18:53:01][Sloth] five years
[09Aug13 18:53:07][Sloth] I did that when i was 18-20
[09Aug13 18:53:36][Sloth] I finished creative writing degree
[09Aug13 18:53:39][Sloth] it's a boring field
[09Aug13 18:53:43][Sloth] really fucking boring
[09Aug13 18:53:45][Sloth] with no jobs
[09Aug13 18:54:11][Sloth] When I finish this degree on mortuary science
[09Aug13 18:54:15][Sloth] I can work anywhere
[Sloth] I've pissed off most of my family
[09Aug13 18:52:24][Sloth] and lost three friends
[09Aug13 18:52:37][Sloth] They don't want to be associated with a practicing mortician
[Sloth] So I kicked his fucking taillights out
[Sloth] So they knock at my door
[Sloth] I said you have five minutes to move or I'm going to do that to your face
[Sloth] never again have they fucked with my space
[Sloth] I said you have five minutes to move or I'm going to do that to your face
Stugandpeanut Sarnies
[stugrennacs] slap 2 halves of peanut butter sandwich cut criss crossed onto each side of you 2 faced which sticks to you 2 faced with ends in mouth , it stays on you 2 faced all day plus the taste is there for peanuts for car driving, cheers
[tina bitchface] lol
[stugrennacs] bbbbrrrrmmmm
[tina bitchface] I really missed stug
[stugrennacs] bbbbrrrrrrmmmmmm
[stugrennacs] plus if you get annoyed with zebra crossing man its loks better for the anger, hope this helps
Spir / Sloth / Tina
[tina bitchface] yeah
[tina bitchface] it does
[spir] your face happened
[spir] so
[spir] yeah
[tina bitchface] you got your health now at least?
[tina bitchface] ha
[Sloth] spir
[Sloth] sit on my face
* spir runs off
[Sloth] My health is alright, good and bad
[Sloth] but I'm fine
[Sloth] Life is ok
[tina bitchface] good
[Sloth] I'm not so arrogant, I'm actually pretty modest
[Sloth] I just come off as an asshole
[tina bitchface] we all do
[spir] e-tuffness
[Sloth] Well
[Sloth] I am a pretty badass motherfucker
[tina bitchface] did you have some fancy setup to store the 7 guitars
[Sloth] Nah, I keep everything in cases
[Sloth] best place for them
[Sloth] weather changes, etc.
[tina bitchface] little guitar coffins
[tina bitchface] yeah
[UTILE] *snap*
[Sloth] I'm getting too damn old anyhow
[Sloth] lol
[tina bitchface] been using those snake things for the classical. that m fcker is the msot sensitive to climate changes
[tina bitchface] the most minor of climate changes
[tina bitchface] nah
[Sloth] snake things?
[tina bitchface] too old for what
[UnhappyMeal] I don't even want my dick anymore
[tina bitchface] humidifier deal
[Sloth] Just rockin out and being a cool motherfucker lol
[UnhappyMeal] i'm so over it
[Sloth] ahhh I see
[Sloth] yeah
[Sloth] I played an hour set last night
[tina bitchface] never too old
[Sloth] 30 minutes my band
[Sloth] 30 minutes with my brother's band
[Sloth] and they all had fun drinking and shit
[Sloth] not last night
[Sloth] but saturday
[tina bitchface] did it wear your old man soul out
[Sloth] and I just didn't even drink or do any drugs
[UTILE] i wanna party with the stars
[Sloth] or anything
[Sloth] I just hung out
[tina bitchface] ha ha
[spir] dicks do seem terribly boring
[Sloth] I think I'm past it
[UTILE] and fly into the sun
[Sloth] I just like plkaying now I guess
[UnhappyMeal] i've moved beyond
[spir] have you finally moved on to vagina
[UnhappyMeal] my armpits smell quite funktastic lately
[Sloth] I dont have a problem with women
[Sloth] I dont want vagina
[Sloth] I'm a one lady man
[UnhappyMeal] you want a dick?
[spir] ladyman?
[Sloth] And to simply put it
[UTILE] spir and sloth are my friends
[Sloth] every woman I meet is either batshit insane or a slut
[Sloth] mangina ;)
[spir] UTILE, don't degrade yourself like that
[spir] not here.
[UTILE] unhappy meal is not
[UnhappyMeal] I love sluts.. platonically
[Sloth] here
[UTILE] ok i wont degrade myself anymore
[Sloth] ill post the pic of my apartment setup one more time
[tina bitchface] one could argue they help make the world go around
[Sloth] without opedals
[Sloth] bm says it's photoshopped
[Sloth] rofl
[Sloth] http://i.imgur.com/EYOiTnc.jpg
[tina bitchface] I thought you were gonnalink the pic with buttplugs again
[Sloth] nah
[tina bitchface] I remember that one
[Sloth] only my sad banana
[tina bitchface] I like your note there
[spir] "Don't spend your money at the club's hun I'll smoke you out and make you scream in pleasure"
[Sloth] Terry is a fucking idiot
[tina bitchface] lovely mesa
[Sloth] he claims to own a new guitar every week
[Sloth] no proof of anything
[Sloth] yeah I use a dual rectifier roadsterinto a 4x12 v30 cab live
[Sloth] so the mini is in my apartment
[Sloth] but tbh I like the mini more, just not enough headroom
[spir] wouldn't it be crazy if there was a real Sloth and Sloth was just jacking his whole lifestyle
[tina bitchface] enough for a tiny apartment
[spir] from a blog
[Sloth] more than enough
[UnhappyMeal] I like that kazoo thing peter frampton used in "do you feel like i do"
[Sloth] spir the RG in that pic got sent back
[Sloth] new guitar schecter
[Sloth] do I need to give you a heart in the next one?
[Sloth] lol
[spir] ye
[spir] yes
[Sloth] alright if I remember
[tina bitchface] kazzoos are great
[Sloth] then I'll be even more of a kiss ass in indie
[Sloth] lol
[tina bitchface] kazoos
[ladybuttery] hhuehuehuehuehueheuh
[spir] you should def incorporate a spir shoutout
[noway1987] kazoos
[noway1987] google that
[spir] to legtitify it
[ladybuttery] hey tina
[Sloth] but if I'm going to be accused of kissing someone's ass, it may as well be the best one!
[tina bitchface] hey ladybutters
[noway1987] "portsmouth sympfonia orchestra"
[noway1987] if you like kazoos
[ladybuttery] hey sloth
[Sloth] Tell me that's not a smooth line
[Sloth] hahaha
[Sloth] sup butters
[tina bitchface] is it an orchestra of kazoos
[UnhappyMeal] what if sloth was a real sloth just pretending to be human?
[spir] LEGITIFY THIS FUCKIGN MACARONI
[Sloth] oh man
[Sloth] back when I was big
[UnhappyMeal] with a peoples face
[Sloth] I'd have parties
[noway1987] yeah it is
[ladybuttery] macaroni ..lol
[Sloth] latina women with big titties hanging out
[tina bitchface] I know an actual dude called Sloth
[Sloth] 7 kinds of macaroni
[noway1987] they do a version of the 2001: a space odyssey theme song
* Brom Bones LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AFTER SHOWER/SHAVE ADMIRING HIMSELF AND IS STARTLED WHEN HIS REFLECTION WINKS BACK TO HIM AND SAYS IN A PROVOCATIVE FEMALE VOICE 'HAVE A GOOD DAY SEXY'
[tina bitchface] for the longest time I thought Sloth was Sloth
[Sloth] and the fucking spoonman from the soundgarden video was there
[spir] lol
[tina bitchface] but the Sloth I know is an enormous dude
[spir] spoonman
[Sloth] I got the name Sloth in 2002
[noway1987] i'll post the link
[Sloth] from my gf at the time
[noway1987] it almost sounds like a duck chorus
[spir] you were just a baby
[Sloth] I worked two jobs and slept a lot
[tina bitchface] and he's a bass man
[spir] in 2002
[UnhappyMeal] i want to fuck edie brickell so bad.. metaphorically speaking.
[noway1987] or a chorus of people farting
[Sloth] i know :(
[tina bitchface] this dude has been known as sloth forever
[Sloth] she'd be like
[noway1987] in 2002 i was jerking off to melanie the sloat
[Sloth] want to goto the movies?
[spir] I was like 16
[noway1987] and in 2014, i still do
[Sloth] NO SLEEP
[tina bitchface] most folks don't even know his real name
[UnhappyMeal] I lost my virginity in 2003
[noway1987] :)
[Sloth] she's like want to hang out?
[UnhappyMeal] I was like 21
[Sloth] NO SLEEP
[noway1987] in 2003 i went through the worst year of my life
[tina bitchface] I was 18 in 02
[Sloth] I think only a few users know my actual name on soulseek
[Sloth] rofl
[noway1987] but i think tina knows the story
[noway1987] spir may know it too
[UnhappyMeal] 2003 was a good year
[noway1987] about why 2003 was the hands down, and always will be, the worst year in my life
[UnhappyMeal] the last good year
[Sloth] rogan you nigger
[tina bitchface] yeah, it was a good year for me too
[UnhappyMeal] 2008 was okay
[Sloth] stop stealing our flame
[noway1987] it has nothing to do with music
[UnhappyMeal] actually it was terrible
[noway1987] it has to do with my bizarre religious phase
[noway1987] i think i've metnioned it here before
[UnhappyMeal] 2009 was eh.. i dont know, everything started to suck after 2003.
* Sloth gets the hood and wooden cross
[Sloth] Jesus would have wanted it this way...
[spir] herbz
[Sloth] DEATH STAR
[Sloth] omg spir
[spir] I never did smoke after I woke up
[Sloth] I met a girl obsessed with star wars / death star
[Brom Bones] HEY CHARLES YOU LITTLE BITCH
[noway1987] so spir have i told you this story ye
[Sloth] not the strain
[noway1987] yet
[Brom Bones] http://tinypic.com/r/2f07rzq/8
[noway1987] no not about melanie
[Sloth] but the actual death star
[Sloth] rofl
[noway1987] about why i consider 2003 the worst year of my life
[noway1987] a year that will never be surpassed for all-time suckiest
[spir] you havent rogan and now isn't a good time
[noway1987] i could tell youlater
[spir] she should smoke some deaths tar
[Sloth] I should smoke some death star
[Sloth] haha
[noway1987] what happened was i got into a religious phase , i'll leave it at that
[spir] yes
[spir] there you go
[Sloth] she's also the girl who made fun of bone
[spir] lure her in
[Sloth] for me calling him a douchebag
[Sloth] and correcting me
[Sloth] she's still in the shower
[Sloth] lol
[spir] ah, flexibility without being too freakish
[spir] gg
[Brom Bones] LMAO@ CHARLES STALKING SOME NON AUTISTIC GIRL NAMED 'MELANIE'
[tina bitchface] who is this brom bones m fcker
[Sloth] listen to lemonade again
[Brom Bones] PATHETIC
[Sloth] oh wait
[Sloth] spir did you ever watch that video I pmed?
[Sloth] here it comes again
[ladybuttery] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdJZgkJ9SI
[Sloth] this is by far hands down best thing on youtube since goat
[spir] lol king krimzon
The "Lady" Behind The Doodles
[cherubs] i don't even like sports
[cherubs] or pretend sports
[cherubs] especially boxing
[cherubs] boxing get's on my fucking nerves
[cherubs] i'm going to release a sea turtle into the english channel
[cherubs] i'll be back
[cherubs] or pretend sports
[cherubs] especially boxing
[cherubs] boxing get's on my fucking nerves
[cherubs] i'm going to release a sea turtle into the english channel
[cherubs] i'll be back
Spir - Intelligence and Common Sense
[peace or pieces] Me versus VEX http://i.imgur.com/OXN0sT3.gif
[spir] holy shit
[peace or pieces] .
[spir] is that baby's limb movement CGIed
[spir] or is that real
[spir] holy shit
[peace or pieces] .
[spir] is that baby's limb movement CGIed
[spir] or is that real
Spir's Fountain of Knowledge
[spir] for example, white people tend to have shittier teeth and can have a plethora of health problems stem from that
[spir] buchon culture doesn't fare well in the US
[spir] all verbatum
Benji
[peace or pieces] hello there my sweet soulseekers. my name is Benjamin Evans but you can take this rather unique and quite exciting opportunity to call me Benjay. i have now been discharged from the mental health facility after my breakdown. this was in part due to being rejected by den mixed race bad girls. my favorite chatters are few and far between but i do have a fondness for the radioman.
Spir is Rude
[peace or pieces] peachpit is cool as hell I don't know wtf you talking about. [Jr] i like her too] [Jr] np with peachy [noway1987] i used to like her as well [Jr] 420 ty [noway1987] but she is the rudest chatter to me this side of ricky [Jr] yeh maybe [peace or pieces] That's because you never let it go. [peace or pieces] When she probably playfully mocked you. [noway1987] spir has been .... kinda rude to me [noway1987] but only sometimes [noway1987] but with her it's no more than 'calm down' [peace or pieces] Yeah stop being so fucking sensitive dude. * Jr sighs [noway1987] actually that isn't rude [noway1987] i was being saracasti [Jr] ahah squggiy [noway1987] spir's never been rude to me [Jr] luuu;ll [noway1987] i have been rude to wristst [ricky $terling] lol@everyone being involved in noways self obsessed retardation [noway1987] but i think he deserves it [noway1987] that's a user i HAVE been rude to [ricky $terling] The autism vortex. [noway1987] he sets himself up for ridicule [Jr] sqiugggy gonna flip out [noway1987] don'tcha think that [Jr] yeah. [noway1987] /wrists sets himself up for ridicule [peace or pieces] I think you're mistaking intentionally rude in malice with playful banter, Rogan. [noway1987] he starts an argument [Jr] /wrists is a bit whiney [noway1987] then starts whining [noway1987] and plays the victim [Jr] speaking of whiney [peace or pieces] It's all how you take it. [noway1987] he'll keep whining and then ragequit [Jr] RiP soda [peace or pieces] Autism #1 USA [peace or pieces] #2 Slsk [Jr] LyLz [noway1987] i usually ignore wrists [noway1987] but i have mocked him [noway1987] usually telling him to kill himself [Jr] cold [noway1987] he sets himself up for it [peace or pieces] So you've got double standards. [peace or pieces] Why do you bitch about what you receive? [Jr] aye... [noway1987] yea [Jr] i dish out shit all day but i fullly expect too receive it back [Jr] rarley do [peace or pieces] Answer is.. irrelevant. [noway1987] poor spir quit chaturbate [Jr] smh [Jr] RiP [noway1987] let me sum up a wrists post: [peace or pieces] squiggy on a hipster tip. [peace or pieces] http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cf4a90505eb8e57d99f09eb0c2ce24c/tumblr_mwpsyuXh2U1rcyjyco1_500.jpg [noway1987] "shut up! shut up! how dare you say bill murray sucks! SHUT UP! BITCH! YOU SAID BILL MURRAY SUCKS! HOW DARE YOU! FUCK THIS CHAT" (ragequit) [chromatiq] flap bag [noway1987] /wrists in a nutshell ^ [chromatiq] lol [chromatiq] wrists and soda both claimed they called the fbi on me [Jr] [squiggy klane tha banker] fuck aub's in so much danger <<LOL @ captian save a ho [chromatiq] just because they had something happen to their internet [noway1987] is spir's head that big [Jr] its over now [siberian husky] lol in danger [chromatiq] nothing to do with me tho [Jr] she was close tho [siberian husky] danger of what? [Jr] Lulz [siberian husky] oh ok....well probably not. she hardly gets out [Jr] she was the one that was dreaming about going "ROG" [siberian husky] hmmm doubt that [peace or pieces] Is suiggy Jr? [siberian husky] doubt he gets out much either [Jr] no peaces [Jr] <Jr [noway1987] 'roganism' [noway1987] at least that's over [Jr] yeah [peace or pieces] Are you glad? [Jr] too many rogz [Jr] we only neeed one [peace or pieces] http://37.media.tumblr.com/975e2793ec080b804b4cd3083cd7d37c/tumblr_my1053ol6o1t47csto1_250.gif [noway1987] i still think about spir [peace or pieces] HAahaha. [peace or pieces] 2 months later [noway1987] i still think about spir [Jr] squiggy u misssed alot of this story its over now.. [siberian husky] i doubt anyone like that has the resources to leave his dwelling [peace or pieces] Slsk circa 2214 [noway1987] i still think about spir [Jr] maybe u can catch up with the previous week on my blog [siberian husky] im sure she'll pull through [noway1987] hah [peace or pieces] W/e [Jr] :?P [peace or pieces] Heh. [siberian husky] she willingly lived with slsk weirdos in the past [siberian husky] and came out alive [noway1987] she gave up on datng [Jr] stronger even [noway1987] it seems [noway1987] she admitted that much to me [noway1987] she actually considered dating me [Jr] hahhah [noway1987] but decided against it [peace or pieces] Who? [noway1987] spir [peace or pieces] [noway1987] but I decided against it [noway1987] uhh, spir decided against it [peace or pieces] Lmfao. [zombie boobs] lol [siberian husky] aubrey will most likely find someone else on slsk to take her in for awhile [Jr] yeh [Jr] she looking [siberian husky] yea seems like it [Jr] for that golden ticket [noway1987] i might still hook up with spir in the future [siberian husky] lol golden ticket [siberian husky] shes hardly a gold digger [siberian husky] look at pill and semi [siberian husky] shes like anyone else....she wants to meet someone. but she just cant socially handle that unless its slsk i guess [siberian husky] also she probably wants out of her parents house [noway1987] I dunno why spir turned me down tho [noway1987] she got burned [noway1987] that's my opinion [noway1987] and look at what pilldo turned into [noway1987] obsessed w/ sloth [siberian husky] semi was a weirder choice than pill [siberian husky] wtf [siberian husky] i dont really try to understand her [noway1987] i might try with spir again later [peace or pieces] Hahaha. [peace or pieces] Don't Rogan. [peace or pieces] Man. [peace or pieces] Leave it out. [peace or pieces] Move on mate. [siberian husky] yea im not interested in her at all [siberian husky] on any level [Jr] [squiggy klane tha banker] because you're fucked bro LMAO [noway1987] spir as honest with me tho [squiggy klane tha banker] honest with the whole chatroom [noway1987] she said that she doesn't get emotionally involved with chatters [squiggy klane tha banker] and more [squiggy klane tha banker] and what we decided [squiggy klane tha banker] WHAT?! [siberian husky] she doesnt? [noway1987] yeah she said that [squiggy klane tha banker] SHE ONLY GETS EMO INVOLVED WITH CHATTERS [squiggy klane tha banker] YOU STUPID STUPID BASTARD [squiggy klane tha banker] ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS [squiggy klane tha banker] ? [squiggy klane tha banker] SHE TRIED FOR ME! [siberian husky] well she must not emotionally attach to anyone [squiggy klane tha banker] I SAW THE BUSH AND RAN [noway1987] yeah [peace or pieces] ... ... . stop being faggots acting like closet gays and behind the back bitches. [siberian husky] and she must move in with people she doesnt emotionally care about [squiggy klane tha banker] right [siberian husky] OR she said that to you so youd leave her alone [peace or pieces] spir is my buddy so you can eat dicks. [siberian husky] all of the above maybe [Jr] LULZ [squiggy klane tha banker] because she's only had one dude who wasn't from slsk [siberian husky] who knows [squiggy klane tha banker] now you're getting there [squiggy klane tha banker] dana i need more of these [squiggy klane tha banker] you got ass? [zombie boobs] spir is a gutter turd [Jr] [peace or pieces] spir is my buddy so you can eat dicks. [Jr] ME TOO [peace or pieces] http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbowkn7tzY1racc9so1_500.jpg [noway1987] spir doesn't ignore me tho [peace or pieces] Lovely pic. [squiggy klane tha banker] im not gonna link it [squiggy klane tha banker] she doesn't iggy anyone [squiggy klane tha banker] you're at the level with her arch enemies [la parka] Billy Currington - Must Be Doin Something Right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbQfE2Oi6Wo [la parka] this is a pretty good country song [squiggy klane tha banker] yeh [noway1987] i don't get her qoncept thing [squiggy klane tha banker] i like jack greene - statue of a fool [la parka] it hits all the right spots [noway1987] she seems nicer to him than me [noway1987] even though he finds lizzy attractive - gross [la parka] ill cheggitout [squiggy klane tha banker] listen to JOLENE on 33rpm [squiggy klane tha banker] it's on youtube [squiggy klane tha banker] twz - waitin around to die from heartworn highway [noway1987] qoncept has gotten super-aggressive at me latel [noway1987] lately [noway1987] and kurt kren [la parka] chuck i liked your Lorde cover [squiggy klane tha banker] GET A FUCKING LIFE [squiggy klane tha banker] SHEEZUS [iki] pepper [noway1987] spir did find one of my videos funny [peace or pieces] Rogan. [noway1987] the angola one [iki] too much of it [squiggy klane tha banker] THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE [peace or pieces] Did your parents used to tell you off or spank you a lot? [noway1987] nah [peace or pieces] Oh makes sense. [Jr] lol [iki] choclate raingg [noway1987] i honestly don't understand qoncept's liz crush [noway1987] he defends/whiteknights liz when no one else does [peace or pieces] So would I. [peace or pieces] And I still poke knives in. [iki] lizzy ugly cunt [la parka] is lizzy hot [noway1987] qoncept is the only one who likes liz [noway1987] nol [noway1987] lizzy is cow [noway1987] proof: http://i.imgur.com/xLKQ0F1.jpg [iki] 3/3 [iki] slrry [peace or pieces] :| Rogan why do you try to think what others think. [noway1987] how does qoncept find a big-boned chilean woman with hair loss to be 'cute' [noway1987] it's weird [iki] lizzy is 3/10 [la parka] who would you rather bang, lizzy or mams [noway1987] me? [noway1987] spir spir and only spir [peace or pieces] Why do you for others thoughts? [Jr] parka how can u have not seen lizzzy by now? [Jr] Mams [peace or pieces] care [iki] spir is 6/10 [noway1987] i'd give spir a 7/10 [noway1987] or 7.5/10 [la parka] i have, im just foolin around [noway1987] i.e. good fo rthis chat [peace or pieces] FFS. [Jr] oh sorry [Jr] i was like wth [noway1987] if her breasts were bigger i'd give her a 9/10 [Jr] yeah rogz [Jr] me too [squiggy klane tha banker] her breasts are fine [Jr] good call [noway1987] her face is my favorite thing about her [squiggy klane tha banker] i don't mind em like that [iki] yur way too generous [peace or pieces] Rogan have you been leaving the house? [noway1987] yea [squiggy klane tha banker] but yeah for you [squiggy klane tha banker] you gotta aim low [peace or pieces] Have you been checking out hot chicks? [squiggy klane tha banker] she's a race traitor anyway [noway1987] who wants a new song? [noway1987] who's a race traitor? not spir
Witchhouse / Prettylittleliar
Soulseek Indie room chatter witchhouse (formerly known as prettylittleliar) is a man posing as a woman.
Witchhouse is a feminine Filipino who's real name is unknown as of yet. He claimed his name is Mia in Fooey's Good Dudes room but this is untrue. Witchhouse used to chat as prettylittleliar because he is a fan of a show Pretty Little Liars. There is a character in the show called Mia and this is where Witchhouse got that name from. He is very protective of his identity and refuses to show any pictures other than generic ones of his sister / cousin / niece etc.
Fooey is weak and gullible. He believes that Witchhouse is a woman but it's really a man. He hasn't even seen "her" on webcam.
It is abnormal that a Filipino in their 30s would write fanfiction that revolves around a chatroom. The only excuse for this would be if you were a repressed Asian living in a country where homosexual behavior was socially unacceptable.
Witchhouse lives in a house with her 12 siblings. He works for Amazon and makes extra money running ammy scams.
Generic Witchhouse Picture:
Witchhouse is a feminine Filipino who's real name is unknown as of yet. He claimed his name is Mia in Fooey's Good Dudes room but this is untrue. Witchhouse used to chat as prettylittleliar because he is a fan of a show Pretty Little Liars. There is a character in the show called Mia and this is where Witchhouse got that name from. He is very protective of his identity and refuses to show any pictures other than generic ones of his sister / cousin / niece etc.
Fooey is weak and gullible. He believes that Witchhouse is a woman but it's really a man. He hasn't even seen "her" on webcam.
It is abnormal that a Filipino in their 30s would write fanfiction that revolves around a chatroom. The only excuse for this would be if you were a repressed Asian living in a country where homosexual behavior was socially unacceptable.
Witchhouse lives in a house with her 12 siblings. He works for Amazon and makes extra money running ammy scams.
Generic Witchhouse Picture:
Noway1987 Still Obsessed Over Obessions
[noway1987] good morning
[noway1987] does anyone know how i can hack someone's ISP server
[noway1987] ricky's spamming bots
[noway1987] pathetic piece of shit
[noway1987] i think even chromatiq would agree with me that ricky went too far
[noway1987] h
[noway1987] bamberg: you missed last night
[noway1987] ricky was spamming
[noway1987] he was spamming photoshopped gay porn pics of e
[noway1987] meo
[noway1987] on the name "my retarded gay brother"
[noway1987] ricky is almost as bad as marius
[noway1987] when it comes to obsessing over me
[noway1987] i think witchhouse is to blame for a lot of this, to be frank
[noway1987] she keeps baiting me
[noway1987] how about ricky
[noway1987] ricky calls me 'fat'
[noway1987] LOL
[noway1987] yeah
[noway1987] marius anus
[noway1987] marianus under fakern
[noway1987] ricky is almost as bad as marius
[noway1987] i think witchhouse is to blame to
[noway1987] don'tcha think
[noway1987] of course i didn't click on that ricky ink
[noway1987] link
[noway1987] why would i
[noway1987] but ricky 's obsession with me is out of control
[noway1987] making photoshopped pics of me engaging in gay porn
[noway1987] still calling me 'fat' and 'retard' and ''
[noway1987] while refusing to post his own pics
[noway1987] how about him stalking my family's facebooks
[noway1987] is muffy here too? yep there "he" is
[noway1987] i blame cunthouse
[noway1987] cunthouse keeps encouraging ricky
[noway1987] 'muffy' is marius' alter ego
[noway1987] he denies it's him but the IP confirms the cold truth
[noway1987] you think my IQ is less than 35 marius?
[noway1987] explain that marius
[noway1987] let's also make fun of ricky
[noway1987] for his obsession with me
[noway1987] i think even spir, as rude as she can be ,would agree with me it's pathetic
[noway1987] does anyone know how i can hack someone's ISP server
[noway1987] ricky's spamming bots
[noway1987] pathetic piece of shit
[noway1987] i think even chromatiq would agree with me that ricky went too far
[noway1987] h
[noway1987] bamberg: you missed last night
[noway1987] ricky was spamming
[noway1987] he was spamming photoshopped gay porn pics of e
[noway1987] meo
[noway1987] on the name "my retarded gay brother"
[noway1987] ricky is almost as bad as marius
[noway1987] when it comes to obsessing over me
[noway1987] i think witchhouse is to blame for a lot of this, to be frank
[noway1987] she keeps baiting me
[noway1987] how about ricky
[noway1987] ricky calls me 'fat'
[noway1987] LOL
[noway1987] yeah
[noway1987] marius anus
[noway1987] marianus under fakern
[noway1987] ricky is almost as bad as marius
[noway1987] i think witchhouse is to blame to
[noway1987] don'tcha think
[noway1987] of course i didn't click on that ricky ink
[noway1987] link
[noway1987] why would i
[noway1987] but ricky 's obsession with me is out of control
[noway1987] making photoshopped pics of me engaging in gay porn
[noway1987] still calling me 'fat' and 'retard' and ''
[noway1987] while refusing to post his own pics
[noway1987] how about him stalking my family's facebooks
[noway1987] is muffy here too? yep there "he" is
[noway1987] i blame cunthouse
[noway1987] cunthouse keeps encouraging ricky
[noway1987] 'muffy' is marius' alter ego
[noway1987] he denies it's him but the IP confirms the cold truth
[noway1987] you think my IQ is less than 35 marius?
[noway1987] explain that marius
[noway1987] let's also make fun of ricky
[noway1987] for his obsession with me
[noway1987] i think even spir, as rude as she can be ,would agree with me it's pathetic
Benji Spam II
Hello there Soulseekers! My name is Benji Evans. I believe that I have become more and more addicted to chat as of late. I love chatting with my friends and I love trying to troll my enemies. I have adopted a Ricky persona and I have tried to become friendly with him. Ricky is the one who can protect me in chat. His chat persona is really working out for me. I have expanded upon it and I add in bigger words to make myself appear a more formidable opponent in the chat arena. I discover these words from Kurt Kren and Truancy. Another one of my hobbies is rap music. I love it. I could listen it to all the time and I love listening to it while at the gym. I wish that a white man listening to rap was more accepted but, at least on Soulseek, I can be free. Speaking of being free, it is become more difficult to cover up my mental illness. Even as I type this I am fidgeting and shaking like crazy. I need my medications but I do not want to take them. I believe that vitamins and exercise will cure me. I read that on a blog. I am not really sure what else I can offer people apart from chat. My background is quite chaotic and I moved schools a lot. I think my instability is still showing and will continue to show forever. I do hope that no one in chat will find out the truth about me. I just want to be loved by someone, be it online or in real life. I would prefer an online romance though. Online girls are more reliable. I can arrange to meet them at a certain time and we can chat for hours. Having to deal with girls in real life is far too much hassle. Online I am hidden behind a screen and they can not see my true self. I do not like people seeing me for me. I want to project the image of me that I want people to see. I am very self-conscious. Again this comes from my background of instability and chronic esteem problems.
Benji Spam
Hi there Soulseekers! My name is Benjamin Evans. I currently reside in the UK and suffer from mild mental illness which is progressing into something more chronic. I like to post fabricated text message conversations that I have with girls who only exist in my mind. I do this in chat to try and hide the fact that I am possibly homosexual. I scour the internet for pictures of girls and I post them in chat and claim that they were sent to me via cell phone. This does not happen as the only girls numbers I have in my phonebook are my mothers and my sisters. I like to write long, rambling diatribes that mean nothing at all but contain an awful lot of big words that I read in chat. I do this in the hope that I will appear to be more intelligent but, due to my own short sightedness, it just makes me look stupid and I don’t realise this. I fawn over the females in chat and act passively towards them in the hope that they will accept my facade. I enjoy pretending to go to the gym and I like letting everyone know when I am “at the gym”. If people see I am really fit then they will hopefully like me, even though I am just another lonely kid on Soulseek trying to make something of myself but trying in all the wrong places. I try to spark up romance with females on the other side of the Atlantic. This means that they are at a safe distance and I do not have to worry about physical contact with them. I have a few favorites in the Indie room right now, namely Spir and Caroline. Spir comes out on top because I always had a thing for the older woman. I believe an older woman can show me the love that my own mother never showed me and she can provide the physical intimacy that I so crave with my mother and sister.
Peaces Pnwed
[BENJI PSYCHOTIC EVANS] Hello there Soulseekers! My name is Benjamin Òpeace or piecesÓ Evans. My mental state has deteriorated over the last few days and I feel that my marathon chat sessions will come to an end once I am detained under the Mental Health Act. You may have noticed me acting a little more aggressive than normal. I am perfectly fine, I just stopped taking my medication because going to the gym and taking mega-doses of vitamins A, B, C, K will help me become mentally stable. Yesterday I logged in with the screen name [peaces out and about] to try and fool you all in to thinking I was really in the gym, exercising and chatting at the same time. Truth of the matter is that I was just Òout and aboutÓ in my kitchen rather than in my bedroom. When I post pictures of girls and claim these girls sent them to my, this is a made up fantasy. I am really lonely and girls donÕt talk to me on account of me being schizophrenic and my crumbling mental state. I get these pictures from Facebook and Photobucket and post them in chat, hoping to dupe everyone into thinking I am a real romeo. I sometimes feel that by acting this way will cover up my own feelings of inadequacy about my manliness. I also like to create fake text messages from ÒgirlsÓ and relay these in chat, hopefully to garner some attention and become known as a heartbreaker. Again these are all made up. I think the main reason for me making stuff up is because, as a child, I made up a lot of stuff and this has just continued into my adult life. As you can tell my mental state is declining and things are getting worse. I am trying to become more assertive but itÕs not working as I can only Google facts so quickly and the real intellectuals in chat are outdoing me. I like using fancy words and hyperbole and hope that it will scare people away from me and I will come across as having deep psychological insight into different matters when, in actual fact, IÕm just a young man, barely out of puberty, with a shoddy education and a low IQ.
Refreshing Chats
[Ashford & Simpson] i just need to clock in another half- hour of chat and then i'll have motivation to start my day. chat is so invigorating and refreshing
Peace or Pieces aka Benji Evans Rambling Mess From Leicester
[peace or pieces] Eliot Rodgers defines faggotry.
[peace or pieces] May all faggots of the world die.
[peace or pieces] Kill them.
[peace or pieces] You must understand.
[peace or pieces] Faggots like Elliot Rodgers would have been castrated the instance they were mentality and action were observed as 'queer'... Faggots must be killed before they are to practice out there psycho-social fantasy of grandeur.
[peace or pieces] Elliot Rodgers defines extreme faggotry.
[peace or pieces] I is.
[peace or pieces] Stop attempting to shoot what I'm critiqueing down.
[peace or pieces] Like you have ammo that is capable.
[peace or pieces] Understand.
[peace or pieces] < clear of mind.
[peace or pieces] What is your problem?
[peace or pieces] Do you not get the reason?
[peace or pieces] You need to understand.
[peace or pieces] Faggots like Elliot Rodgers must be killed as the old world natural order of things would have demanded.
[peace or pieces] Understand this is not a matter sexual preference.
[peace or pieces] Male or female.
[peace or pieces] Watch the media create a victimization of the faggot.
[peace or pieces] Watch the media deceive the masses without the right view.
[peace or pieces] Understand.
[peace or pieces] Your reaction is not viable.
[peace or pieces] It is but a reaction out of fear.
[peace or pieces] It is still fresh.
[peace or pieces] I will not be silenced.
[peace or pieces] This need to be airred.
[peace or pieces] 2014.
[peace or pieces] < adament.
[peace or pieces] < right.
[peace or pieces] < just.
[peace or pieces] It's out of anger I will critque it better, best understand that. This faggot-queer nature in men does not deserve testosterone and anyone who doesn't see this.. Really, I would liek to see them try come at an angle against what I'm saying and what I will.
[peace or pieces] This kind of people in the extreme are who want see us suffer. In a way he looked for a end. It doesn't mean he shouldn't have been dead before he carried out what he did.
[peace or pieces] He would have made in politics.
[peace or pieces] it in*
[peace or pieces] Tubby I'd expect those saggy triceps pulling those sluggish forearms around that crusty keyboard would have something better to say on the matter.
[peace or pieces] But yes I will advance this Ricks.
[peace or pieces] It's still raw.
[peace or pieces] This is fresh.
[peace or pieces] Obsession is not matter.
[peace or pieces] a*
[peace or pieces] Unlike uncreative.
[peace or pieces] That video defines faggotry.
[peace or pieces] In the old world he would have been slaughtered before he could cause such an act.
[peace or pieces] Faggot does not relate to sexual preference if so you are homophobic and can have no say in the matter. Gays are homo's.
[peace or pieces] Queer goes hand in hand.
[peace or pieces] The repetitive thought process involved.
[peace or pieces] Causes a faggot to emerge.
[peace or pieces] The extreme.
[peace or pieces] A tilt of this axis are whom 'run' the world. HOW THE FUCK DID ...man... Let these people become.
[peace or pieces] They do not deserve testosterone.
[peace or pieces] Understand.
[peace or pieces] Hi.
[peace or pieces] Are Ocelots able to be domesticated?
[peace or pieces] Nice.
[peace or pieces] It's much more deep rooted than getting the p.
[peace or pieces] Needs airring out the system.
[peace or pieces] And the system... .
[peace or pieces] And the system.
[peace or pieces] IS RUN By THE SAME.
[peace or pieces] Faggotry.
[peace or pieces] You are trolling with no crativity again.
[peace or pieces] I don't like to see this from you.
[peace or pieces] I expect better sonnyjim.
[peace or pieces] I'm talking about faggots. So for eg. the Iceman Killer was not a faggot but he did what he will. He had it all. Maybe he killed some faggots in his time.
[peace or pieces] Kuklinski.
[peace or pieces] Shaka examplifies the mentality daily.
[peace or pieces] Rogan also.
[peace or pieces] Many people here do.
[peace or pieces] I didn't say extemely.
[peace or pieces] extremely*
[peace or pieces] You've agreed on the subject 6 months ago Rick.
[peace or pieces] You are only against the sentiment as to push my point.
[peace or pieces] I appreciate it.
[peace or pieces] Because faggot.
[peace or pieces] Nice pic.
Errr Pancake
[Pancake Repairman] imagine the man whose only means of social acknowledgement is spamming gibberish in a chatroom
[Pancake Repairman] then imagine the man bold enough to suicide and how much envy the former man must have for this latter man
More Stuggy
[18:06][stugrennacs] plus because Dad knows that army blokes take the mick out of Dad mothers day card Dad makes sure the kissing part of thecard with the ''love you lots and lots mummy'' writing is face down so the army blokes dont see it
[18:09][stugrennacs] i think Dad will be etter off if he just got card which is a bit more angry without the kissing bits like just ''have a good day from your son''
[16:36][stugrennacs] i want to document Dad salking bits on here when i freindly with other people
[16:37][stugrennacs] he goes cold shoulder with the chatting when i speak to other men dosent he
[16:40][stugrennacs] you can tell its salking with him with his blog and putting the lols down for me and then when i move onto other men with the freindlyness with the chatting hes off the stool and that with that lot
[16:42][stugrennacs] there were 2 bits of salking from him last wek that you could feel through the screen with his atmosphere in indie
16:44][stugrennacs] and i knew it was because of my freindlyness with the other people that he went right off the whole lot with his moods and that
[16:44][stugrennacs] did you get it when he was here peace
[16:44][stugrennacs] with the salking and that
[16:51][stugrennacs] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNnQTaX4iLw <------------ heres nice song for the feel good factor, just forget Dad sulking bits
[16:59][stugrennacs] im going to come on in here tommorrow when he gets back from belfast boots shop store after his work and not say anything and see if his sulking bits comes back again, cheers
[17:03][stugrennacs] thats why he goes off early on thurs for boots chemist working job in the belfast
[17:03][stugrennacs] i bet theres sulking to the staff as well in boots
In response to me saying "stugrennacs, what's going on"
[17:06][stugrennacs] no its ok peachpit but see if you can see his sulking when hes on next and that, thanks a lot
[stugrennacs] here you are put that on the box with the cloth for cleaning
[stugrennacs] kurt is very wasted talent but then actually if you think about it most really clever blokes are in the board room conference with the big business so give kurt a good bit of freindlyness because its most unusual for him to shun the rest of the vclever people and stay here with us, thanks a lot kurt
[stugrennacs] anyway lets post this war film and new toy soldiers i got my neighbours 17 year old daughter for her birthday
[stugrennacs] kurt at this very moment i`m describing the world encyclapedia fourth edition to colony of dung beetles
[stugrennacs] i spose its a bit like when your in british pub and that in a way, when you speaking to billy for quite a bit and then billlys turns around really quickly and speaksto someone else like'' oyyah your wife let you out tonight for the drinking then charlie'' and you dont hear from billy again as he moved onto the rest of the crowd to get in with them as well for the freindlyness
[stugrennacs] its strange isnt it because when you leave the british pub there all outside in the sun loking at you as you leave and you think youll never get to know that lot because there all in little gatherings of family unit at each beer garden/carpark table speaking about me leaving and then there washing machine and i thought after you can lok at me leaving british pub but i dont want to get to know you all as, well i just dont
[stugrennacs] this bit just came into my head so you might as well hear it, wel not hear but ill write this bit down as well---------------> if i am millionaire overnight with lottery ill get eiderdown made with £50 notes on the spare bedroom and if aunty and uncle come over for the celebrations and want early morning paper with stuggy toast and that and need 50 pee for the paper and hhavent got any spare change i can just say heres a pair of scissors just cut the £50 poun d off the bed for the paper,
[stugrennacs] [sent while offline][th3thund3r] Banned??!? WTF? <------------ [19:49][stugrennacs] you betcha
[20:53][stugrennacs] you wernt sharing with the greed and blokes who share having to wait 3 weeks before your downloads in america finished, hope this helps
[20:54][stugrennacs] im in indie room if you want to speak to me, cheers
[21:25][stugrennacs] im not in indie now because of that lot, thanks
[21:35][stugrennacs] i went back in for a bit more of the indie, cheers mate
[21:35][stugrennacs] no actually im not in there now come to think about it
[21:39][th3thund3r] I'm sharing 35k+ songs and I'm in the Uk...
[21:40][stugrennacs] ok lets have another lok for you r popmusic with it
[21:41][th3thund3r] ...what?
[21:43][stugrennacs] due know what im putting you off the whole lot with it
[21:44][th3thund3r] I have no idea what you're talking about???????????????????
[19:52][stugrennacs] 00:51] amorc I am SO stoned <--------- leave saudi then,you get stoned there for being stoned
[19:52][stugrennacs] 00:51] amorc I am SO stoned <--------- leave saudi then,you get stoned there for being stoned
[20:23][stugrennacs] peace you have to accept were 8 hours behind these men , you deffo should realise theres talking from every corner of the planet going on, were notgoing to heareverything being said in the world
[20:26][stugrennacs] im staying here alll night justto see how long you stay here for, im not saying anotherword though tonight, your stupid staying up this late, its stupid
[20:26][peace or pieces] Whatever stug
[20:27][stugrennacs] well thats fine, i dont need to stay herenow
[04:28][stugrennacs] anyway been here all night in the departure loungue so lets get going for the african safari, see you all in 3 weeks, thanks a lot
[stugrennacs] but then if a man is going to jump off the building or fall of work ladder it could be good cushion to cushion the fall if 10 ladys with foam umbrellas are waiting at british bus stop
[stugrennacs] what annys me sometime is with some people with the fame, oooo lok i spoke to stuggy and he responded
[stugrennacs] bit stupid with some people letting it go to their head with my teachings and that, oooo stuggy spoke to me as well
[stugrennacs] ray used to be problem eater and mumsy had to coax him to eat the choo train and nows its hitlers dippy egg soldiers brrrmm burummm
[stugrennacs] im eating lions bar and when you lok at the bite marks, the wafer bit loks like lions mane with the fur bit, i bet a lion would like this bar
[stugrennacs] very nice bar
[stugrennacs] what makes dogs go bananas in the home mostly is when they allow the little doggys to lick the husbands facewhen there asleep which makes the dog go nuts because they can smell the beefburgers and hot dogs on the husbands lips
[stugrennacs] i love when chat speak comes to sudden stop like broken print press with the newspapers and everybody stops to read rest of stuggy story before carrying on chatting
[stugrennacs] oh thats right Dad you off and join risk in not going to british disco
[stugrennacs] you go off as well without not saying a word
[stugrennacs] i know those 2 have got real probs with the living in the indie for the top dog at the top of the tree with the seagulls trying to be masters of their art when its just a load of trashy art paintings i wouldnt even give 2 penneths worth in british musuem /old people collecting money on the door because thats ray and dad doing the same collecting job when soulseek goes off the air
[stugrennacs] anyway let them get on with it with the sulking when im not saying hello enought o them and diong lols for their confidence bits
[stugrennacs] cool story bro
[18:09][stugrennacs] i think Dad will be etter off if he just got card which is a bit more angry without the kissing bits like just ''have a good day from your son''
[16:36][stugrennacs] i want to document Dad salking bits on here when i freindly with other people
[16:37][stugrennacs] he goes cold shoulder with the chatting when i speak to other men dosent he
[16:40][stugrennacs] you can tell its salking with him with his blog and putting the lols down for me and then when i move onto other men with the freindlyness with the chatting hes off the stool and that with that lot
[16:42][stugrennacs] there were 2 bits of salking from him last wek that you could feel through the screen with his atmosphere in indie
16:44][stugrennacs] and i knew it was because of my freindlyness with the other people that he went right off the whole lot with his moods and that
[16:44][stugrennacs] did you get it when he was here peace
[16:44][stugrennacs] with the salking and that
[16:51][stugrennacs] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNnQTaX4iLw <------------ heres nice song for the feel good factor, just forget Dad sulking bits
[16:59][stugrennacs] im going to come on in here tommorrow when he gets back from belfast boots shop store after his work and not say anything and see if his sulking bits comes back again, cheers
[17:03][stugrennacs] thats why he goes off early on thurs for boots chemist working job in the belfast
[17:03][stugrennacs] i bet theres sulking to the staff as well in boots
In response to me saying "stugrennacs, what's going on"
[17:06][stugrennacs] no its ok peachpit but see if you can see his sulking when hes on next and that, thanks a lot
[stugrennacs] here you are put that on the box with the cloth for cleaning
[stugrennacs] kurt is very wasted talent but then actually if you think about it most really clever blokes are in the board room conference with the big business so give kurt a good bit of freindlyness because its most unusual for him to shun the rest of the vclever people and stay here with us, thanks a lot kurt
[stugrennacs] anyway lets post this war film and new toy soldiers i got my neighbours 17 year old daughter for her birthday
[stugrennacs] kurt at this very moment i`m describing the world encyclapedia fourth edition to colony of dung beetles
[stugrennacs] i spose its a bit like when your in british pub and that in a way, when you speaking to billy for quite a bit and then billlys turns around really quickly and speaksto someone else like'' oyyah your wife let you out tonight for the drinking then charlie'' and you dont hear from billy again as he moved onto the rest of the crowd to get in with them as well for the freindlyness
[stugrennacs] its strange isnt it because when you leave the british pub there all outside in the sun loking at you as you leave and you think youll never get to know that lot because there all in little gatherings of family unit at each beer garden/carpark table speaking about me leaving and then there washing machine and i thought after you can lok at me leaving british pub but i dont want to get to know you all as, well i just dont
[stugrennacs] this bit just came into my head so you might as well hear it, wel not hear but ill write this bit down as well---------------> if i am millionaire overnight with lottery ill get eiderdown made with £50 notes on the spare bedroom and if aunty and uncle come over for the celebrations and want early morning paper with stuggy toast and that and need 50 pee for the paper and hhavent got any spare change i can just say heres a pair of scissors just cut the £50 poun d off the bed for the paper,
[stugrennacs] [sent while offline][th3thund3r] Banned??!? WTF? <------------ [19:49][stugrennacs] you betcha
[20:53][stugrennacs] you wernt sharing with the greed and blokes who share having to wait 3 weeks before your downloads in america finished, hope this helps
[20:54][stugrennacs] im in indie room if you want to speak to me, cheers
[21:25][stugrennacs] im not in indie now because of that lot, thanks
[21:35][stugrennacs] i went back in for a bit more of the indie, cheers mate
[21:35][stugrennacs] no actually im not in there now come to think about it
[21:39][th3thund3r] I'm sharing 35k+ songs and I'm in the Uk...
[21:40][stugrennacs] ok lets have another lok for you r popmusic with it
[21:41][th3thund3r] ...what?
[21:43][stugrennacs] due know what im putting you off the whole lot with it
[21:44][th3thund3r] I have no idea what you're talking about???????????????????
[19:52][stugrennacs] 00:51] amorc I am SO stoned <--------- leave saudi then,you get stoned there for being stoned
[19:52][stugrennacs] 00:51] amorc I am SO stoned <--------- leave saudi then,you get stoned there for being stoned
[20:23][stugrennacs] peace you have to accept were 8 hours behind these men , you deffo should realise theres talking from every corner of the planet going on, were notgoing to heareverything being said in the world
[20:26][stugrennacs] im staying here alll night justto see how long you stay here for, im not saying anotherword though tonight, your stupid staying up this late, its stupid
[20:26][peace or pieces] Whatever stug
[20:27][stugrennacs] well thats fine, i dont need to stay herenow
[04:28][stugrennacs] anyway been here all night in the departure loungue so lets get going for the african safari, see you all in 3 weeks, thanks a lot
[stugrennacs] but then if a man is going to jump off the building or fall of work ladder it could be good cushion to cushion the fall if 10 ladys with foam umbrellas are waiting at british bus stop
[stugrennacs] what annys me sometime is with some people with the fame, oooo lok i spoke to stuggy and he responded
[stugrennacs] bit stupid with some people letting it go to their head with my teachings and that, oooo stuggy spoke to me as well
[stugrennacs] ray used to be problem eater and mumsy had to coax him to eat the choo train and nows its hitlers dippy egg soldiers brrrmm burummm
[stugrennacs] im eating lions bar and when you lok at the bite marks, the wafer bit loks like lions mane with the fur bit, i bet a lion would like this bar
[stugrennacs] very nice bar
[stugrennacs] what makes dogs go bananas in the home mostly is when they allow the little doggys to lick the husbands facewhen there asleep which makes the dog go nuts because they can smell the beefburgers and hot dogs on the husbands lips
[stugrennacs] i love when chat speak comes to sudden stop like broken print press with the newspapers and everybody stops to read rest of stuggy story before carrying on chatting
[stugrennacs] oh thats right Dad you off and join risk in not going to british disco
[stugrennacs] you go off as well without not saying a word
[stugrennacs] i know those 2 have got real probs with the living in the indie for the top dog at the top of the tree with the seagulls trying to be masters of their art when its just a load of trashy art paintings i wouldnt even give 2 penneths worth in british musuem /old people collecting money on the door because thats ray and dad doing the same collecting job when soulseek goes off the air
[stugrennacs] anyway let them get on with it with the sulking when im not saying hello enought o them and diong lols for their confidence bits
[stugrennacs] cool story bro
BLISTERING WHITE LACOSTE SOX
[monkey island II] imagine gatsbys white lacoste socks in between his leather dress shoes and denims
Rick0wn3d
[ricky bieber] HI GUYS MY NAME IS RICKY. I AM FROM RUSSIA AND I AM 38 YEAR OLD. I LIVE IN USA WITH MY MOTHER BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS AMERICAN, ALTHOUGH I CAN NOT VOTE. I SIT IN INDIE ROOM ALL DAY AND WHEN I SEE A TOPIC OF CONVERSATION ARISE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, WHICH IS MOST OF THE TIME, I GOOGLE THE TOPIC TO MAKE MYSELF APPEAR KNOWLEDGABLE. I AM EXTREMELY MATERIALISTIC AND NARCISSISTIC. MY NARCISSISM STEMS FROM MY SHITTY CHILDHOOD WHEN MY FATHER WOULD BEAT ME AND MY MOTHER, WHICH WAS THE REASON FOR US LEAVING MOTHER RUSSIA. MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS WERE NEVER MET AND THE BEHAVIOR I DISPLAY ONLINE HIDES MY DEEP SHAME AND EMOTIONAL HURT IN MY CHILDHOOD, WHICH I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN OVER. I HAVE AN OBSESSIVE INTEREST IN AMERICAN CELEBRITIES AND VIDEO GAMES, EVEN AT THE AGE OF 38. ENJOYING THE LIVES OF CELEBRITIES, AND LIVING IN THE FANTASY OF VIDEO GAMES. THESE THINGS MEET ALL MY OWN UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS WHICH WILL NEVER BE MET IN MY OWN LIFE. I FEAR MY OWN FEELINGS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY CLOSE RELATIONSHIPS AND AM NOT YET MATURE ENOUGH FOR LOVE. MY SELF-ESTEEM IS FRAGILE BUT I MASK IT WITH OVERTLY MACHO BEHAVIOR AND RACISM.
Shit Th'on Bed
[(/:=)] i shit the bed last nite and rolled around it when i woke up it was all over my back
Vocab-tast-tic
[NegativeNeighbor] lol @ spir and her newly found vocabulary ever since she signed up for community college
Stone Spir
[hodgepodge] spirit blasting some Stone Sour "Through Glass" putting her nipple up onto her monitor chatting with a 12 year old Ugandan
Lady Stamps
[stugrennacs] you lick stamps like lady with it dont you, all delicate like the lady with the stickers
Tina Exposed
[6NIKLEBEAT] tina bitchface has a lot of people to scam on internet
[6NIKLEBEAT] hes busy
[6NIKLEBEAT] fake webcams
[6NIKLEBEAT] western unions
Sent While Offline
[stugrennacs] [sent while offline][th3thund3r] Banned??!? WTF? <------------ [19:49][stugrennacs] you betcha
[20:53][stugrennacs] you wernt sharing with the greed and blokes who share having to wait 3 weeks before your downloads in america finished, hope this helps
[20:54][stugrennacs] im in indie room if you want to speak to me, cheers
[21:25][stugrennacs] im not in indie now because of that lot, thanks
[21:35][stugrennacs] i went back in for a bit more of the indie, cheers mate
[21:35][stugrennacs] no actually im not in there now come to think about it
[21:39][th3thund3r] I'm sharing 35k+ songs and I'm in the Uk...
[21:40][stugrennacs] ok lets have another lok for you r popmusic with it
[21:41][th3thund3r] ...what?
[21:43][stugrennacs] due know what im putting you off the whole lot with it
[21:44][th3thund3r] I have no idea what you're talking about???????????????????
[20:53][stugrennacs] you wernt sharing with the greed and blokes who share having to wait 3 weeks before your downloads in america finished, hope this helps
[20:54][stugrennacs] im in indie room if you want to speak to me, cheers
[21:25][stugrennacs] im not in indie now because of that lot, thanks
[21:35][stugrennacs] i went back in for a bit more of the indie, cheers mate
[21:35][stugrennacs] no actually im not in there now come to think about it
[21:39][th3thund3r] I'm sharing 35k+ songs and I'm in the Uk...
[21:40][stugrennacs] ok lets have another lok for you r popmusic with it
[21:41][th3thund3r] ...what?
[21:43][stugrennacs] due know what im putting you off the whole lot with it
[21:44][th3thund3r] I have no idea what you're talking about???????????????????
Yi wang si-i wa ye kan duo Xin li bian yao la jing bao jin tian zhi Dao Anything goes
[`] witchhouses favourite song is 'anything goes' at the beginning of indiana jones & temple of doom
CAFE
[Cafetero] early morning beakfast a hot cafe seeing the news and smoking a cigarrete
[Cafetero] la buena vida
Paranoia....Or Is It?
[Apr 13 11:40:27 am][cherubs] Jr i heard you live in pennsylvania
[Apr 13 11:42:20 am][Jr] cherubs why u keep asking me abuot penn
[Apr 13 11:42:24 am][Jr] im in az.
[Apr 13 11:45:03 am][Jr] i requested u on FB , but i guess i dont have the same amount of trust bros like soda have earned. ,lol jk .. but hey. i still wanna trade stikers tho, ive been working on a a few new, cherubs throwies n a few new stencils.
[Apr 13 11:45:14 am][Jr] who is telling u im in Penn?
[Apr 13 11:45:19 am][Jr] idgi
[Apr 13 11:46:34 am][Jr] im not in penn but if i was i dont see how that would matter.
[Apr 13 11:46:44 am][Jr] why u would beLIEve other ppl over me
[Apr 13 11:46:48 am][Jr] w/e
[Apr 13 11:52:44 am][cherubs] because jr a lil birdie told me that you are from pennsylvania and not arizona
[Apr 13 11:52:52 am][Jr] well hunniw
[Apr 13 11:52:53 am][cherubs] this little birdie also pointed out what good friends you are with soj
[Apr 13 11:53:04 am][cherubs] who is thought to be a certain someone
[Apr 13 11:53:04 am][Jr] i wanna say fuk yer birdies
[Apr 13 11:53:13 am][Jr] cuz i been honest wit u forever
[Apr 13 11:53:17 am][cherubs] ok
[Apr 13 11:53:19 am][Jr] like since i can remeber
[Apr 13 11:53:24 am][Jr] <333
[Apr 13 11:53:37 am][Jr] im in mesa rite next to Nm
[Apr 13 11:53:41 am][Jr] in AZ
Ricky Gets Flustered
[Apr 12 7:24:28 pm][rick a$tley] lol@dad commenting when he spent 3 years stalking peep88
[Apr 12 7:24:34 pm][rick a$tley] Goofy old pedo.
[Apr 12 7:24:51 pm][goats in coats] forgive Dad he has never seen a black person irl
[Apr 12 7:24:52 pm][goats in coats] lol
[Apr 12 7:24:55 pm][mirai] lol
[Apr 12 7:24:58 pm][rick a$tley] You forgot when his name was [It's me your dad]
[Apr 12 7:25:04 pm][Dad] i did when i was 17, goats
[Apr 12 7:25:06 pm][goats in coats] lies!
[Apr 12 7:25:07 pm][rick a$tley] And he would obsess over peep day & night.
[Apr 12 7:25:09 pm][Dad] that was a first, i tell ya that
[Apr 12 7:25:10 pm][orange soda] says ricky who saved a pic of peep naked under 18 and posted it to a website
[Apr 12 7:25:12 pm][goats in coats] haha
[Apr 12 7:25:17 pm][orange soda] js
[Apr 12 7:25:17 pm][rick a$tley] I'm allowed.
[Apr 12 7:25:19 pm][rick a$tley] Cuz for the lulz.
[Apr 12 7:25:19 pm][jokestore 2.0] someone post the pic of stains of euphoria rocking a glove inside like he was a pasty, british, welfare version of michael jackson
[Apr 12 7:25:38 pm][Dad] yeah ricky, i dont remember taking an interest in peep88
[Apr 12 7:25:53 pm][orange soda] dad intrest is clearly emifosho
[Apr 12 7:25:53 pm][Dad] i couldnt stand her
[Apr 12 7:25:54 pm][rick a$tley] You forget when dad used to chat under [Donnie] and photoshop penises onto foxes trying to bond with sniff.
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][Dad][rick a$tley] You forget when dad used to chat under [Donnie] and photoshop penises onto foxes trying to bond with sniff. < ricky has no concept of sardonic humour.
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][7EV] mirai is mad dark
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][rick a$tley] lol@dad denying it
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][Dad] yeah i liked emi
[Apr 12 7:26:05 pm][goats in coats] gross
[Apr 12 7:26:06 pm][Dad] she was much more interesting
[Apr 12 7:26:08 pm][goats in coats] emi is dumb as hell
[Apr 12 7:26:10 pm][rick a$tley] You forgot about your 10 blogs about peep you old sad retard?
[Apr 12 7:26:11 pm][stains of euphoria] Dad still runs through IRC frolicking with emi.
[Apr 12 7:26:14 pm][goats in coats] lol
[Apr 12 7:26:23 pm][goats in coats] internet frolicking ftw
[Apr 12 7:26:24 pm][Dad] yes, ricky, clearly i have
[Apr 12 7:26:28 pm][Dad] link me to them please
[Apr 12 7:26:31 pm][VEX87] Hmm
[Apr 12 7:26:31 pm][Dad] to jog my memory
[Apr 12 7:26:40 pm][Ninjatron] frolicking through the pile of fonts
[Apr 12 7:26:41 pm][rick a$tley] Really, retard?
[Apr 12 7:26:46 pm][Dad] yes, ricky
[Apr 12 7:26:50 pm][rick a$tley] k
[Apr 12 7:27:01 pm][rick a$tley] I'll go through pancake's logs and bring up the google cache.
[Apr 12 7:27:06 pm][Dad] OK
[Apr 12 7:27:15 pm][rick a$tley] Don't worry, you bald middle aged tard.
[Apr 12 7:27:25 pm][Dad] ricky, i'm not worrying
[Apr 12 7:27:26 pm][orange soda] ,.,,
[Apr 12 7:27:32 pm][rick a$tley] You're too retarded to worry.
[Apr 12 7:27:39 pm][rick a$tley] zutard72
[Apr 12 7:27:44 pm][Ninjatron] ricky has a white belt in slsk insults
[Apr 12 7:27:46 pm][Dad] are you getting a little flustered there, ricky?
[Apr 12 7:28:09 pm][rick a$tley] I'm mushroom stamping your balding forehead, faggot.
[Apr 12 7:28:15 pm][Dad] ok, ricky
[Apr 12 7:28:16 pm][rick a$tley] lol@you too stupid to grasp
[Apr 12 7:28:19 pm][Dad] i didnt realise, sorry
[Apr 12 7:28:25 pm][Dad] just get me these links, please
[Apr 12 7:28:32 pm][rick a$tley] np
[Apr 12 7:28:34 pm][Dad] make it snappy
[Apr 12 7:28:39 pm][rick a$tley] I'm sure they're sitll on google cache, retard.
[Apr 12 7:28:46 pm][Dad] ok get them
[Apr 12 7:24:34 pm][rick a$tley] Goofy old pedo.
[Apr 12 7:24:51 pm][goats in coats] forgive Dad he has never seen a black person irl
[Apr 12 7:24:52 pm][goats in coats] lol
[Apr 12 7:24:55 pm][mirai] lol
[Apr 12 7:24:58 pm][rick a$tley] You forgot when his name was [It's me your dad]
[Apr 12 7:25:04 pm][Dad] i did when i was 17, goats
[Apr 12 7:25:06 pm][goats in coats] lies!
[Apr 12 7:25:07 pm][rick a$tley] And he would obsess over peep day & night.
[Apr 12 7:25:09 pm][Dad] that was a first, i tell ya that
[Apr 12 7:25:10 pm][orange soda] says ricky who saved a pic of peep naked under 18 and posted it to a website
[Apr 12 7:25:12 pm][goats in coats] haha
[Apr 12 7:25:17 pm][orange soda] js
[Apr 12 7:25:17 pm][rick a$tley] I'm allowed.
[Apr 12 7:25:19 pm][rick a$tley] Cuz for the lulz.
[Apr 12 7:25:19 pm][jokestore 2.0] someone post the pic of stains of euphoria rocking a glove inside like he was a pasty, british, welfare version of michael jackson
[Apr 12 7:25:38 pm][Dad] yeah ricky, i dont remember taking an interest in peep88
[Apr 12 7:25:53 pm][orange soda] dad intrest is clearly emifosho
[Apr 12 7:25:53 pm][Dad] i couldnt stand her
[Apr 12 7:25:54 pm][rick a$tley] You forget when dad used to chat under [Donnie] and photoshop penises onto foxes trying to bond with sniff.
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][Dad][rick a$tley] You forget when dad used to chat under [Donnie] and photoshop penises onto foxes trying to bond with sniff. < ricky has no concept of sardonic humour.
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][7EV] mirai is mad dark
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][rick a$tley] lol@dad denying it
[Apr 12 7:25:59 pm][Dad] yeah i liked emi
[Apr 12 7:26:05 pm][goats in coats] gross
[Apr 12 7:26:06 pm][Dad] she was much more interesting
[Apr 12 7:26:08 pm][goats in coats] emi is dumb as hell
[Apr 12 7:26:10 pm][rick a$tley] You forgot about your 10 blogs about peep you old sad retard?
[Apr 12 7:26:11 pm][stains of euphoria] Dad still runs through IRC frolicking with emi.
[Apr 12 7:26:14 pm][goats in coats] lol
[Apr 12 7:26:23 pm][goats in coats] internet frolicking ftw
[Apr 12 7:26:24 pm][Dad] yes, ricky, clearly i have
[Apr 12 7:26:28 pm][Dad] link me to them please
[Apr 12 7:26:31 pm][VEX87] Hmm
[Apr 12 7:26:31 pm][Dad] to jog my memory
[Apr 12 7:26:40 pm][Ninjatron] frolicking through the pile of fonts
[Apr 12 7:26:41 pm][rick a$tley] Really, retard?
[Apr 12 7:26:46 pm][Dad] yes, ricky
[Apr 12 7:26:50 pm][rick a$tley] k
[Apr 12 7:27:01 pm][rick a$tley] I'll go through pancake's logs and bring up the google cache.
[Apr 12 7:27:06 pm][Dad] OK
[Apr 12 7:27:15 pm][rick a$tley] Don't worry, you bald middle aged tard.
[Apr 12 7:27:25 pm][Dad] ricky, i'm not worrying
[Apr 12 7:27:26 pm][orange soda] ,.,,
[Apr 12 7:27:32 pm][rick a$tley] You're too retarded to worry.
[Apr 12 7:27:39 pm][rick a$tley] zutard72
[Apr 12 7:27:44 pm][Ninjatron] ricky has a white belt in slsk insults
[Apr 12 7:27:46 pm][Dad] are you getting a little flustered there, ricky?
[Apr 12 7:28:09 pm][rick a$tley] I'm mushroom stamping your balding forehead, faggot.
[Apr 12 7:28:15 pm][Dad] ok, ricky
[Apr 12 7:28:16 pm][rick a$tley] lol@you too stupid to grasp
[Apr 12 7:28:19 pm][Dad] i didnt realise, sorry
[Apr 12 7:28:25 pm][Dad] just get me these links, please
[Apr 12 7:28:32 pm][rick a$tley] np
[Apr 12 7:28:34 pm][Dad] make it snappy
[Apr 12 7:28:39 pm][rick a$tley] I'm sure they're sitll on google cache, retard.
[Apr 12 7:28:46 pm][Dad] ok get them
Here, Keep The Change
[Apr 12 8:43:36 pm][stugrennacs] this bit just came into my head so you might as well hear it, wel not hear but ill write this bit down as well---------------> if i am millionaire overnight with lottery ill get eiderdown made with £50 notes on the spare bedroom and if aunty and uncle come over for the celebrations and want early morning paper with stuggy toast and that and need 50 pee for the paper and hhavent got any spare change i can just say heres a pair of scissors just cut the £50 poun d off the bed for the paper,
Retro Quotes
It's me, your Dad
[It's me, your Dad] MY TOP TEN WINDOWS FILES > 1. DESKTOP.INI 2. CONFIG.SYS 3. ADDREG.EXE 4. CRTDLL.DLL 5. COMMAND.COM 6. IDS.INI 7. MCM.DLL 8. MOUSE.DRV 9. MOUSE.HLP 10. MODEM.CFGIt's me, your Dad's favourite Slsk Indie quotes!
- 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] beer residue in mah stomache
- 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] need to induce vomiting
- 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] heart cooks brain put a pic of u up
- 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] should do the trick
- 22:20:43 [pilldozer] oh man, i wanna get a girl to suck me off while i have gas, then as she makes me cum in her mouth i take two pieces of bread and hold them by my ass and fart onto the bread, then say to her "here, eat this fart sandwich you filthy slut"
- 00:27:34 [Spunge] i masturbated in the park in a bush on 2 consecutive evenings
- 18:35:51 [SACC0FACE] we had a fight and then made up and now were are like such good friends
- 21:02:50 [pilldozer] MY DREAM DATE WITH LUCY LIU IS TO BRING HER TO A REALLY NICE FRENCH RESTAURANT AND ORDER OUR MEAL FOR US WITH ME WEARING A TUX AND HER IN A REALLYNICE AND EARTH SHATTERING EVENING GOWN, FROM THERE WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SOEM WINE, AND FINISH IT ALL OFF WITH ME SUCKING ON HER TOES
- 21:45:47 [osci][ator] it's a bunch of gays trying to out do one another in here again apparently.. frantically googling for abstract shitty films and praising them with over exagerated artistic merit within a hyperbolic nonsensical mess of grammar
- 19:05:42 [dog1977] Now Im not gay, but honestly, i never understood why chicks liked gay guys and not a real man like Clint Eastwood.
- 23:05:07 [frownIand] I'M NOT GAY BUT I REALLY LIKE HORSING AROUND WITH MEN
- 12:55:16 [It's me, your Dad] nothing beats a really hot, LOUD, smelly fart
- 12:55:16 [presch] ya never really hear bout it
- 12:56:24 [It's me, your Dad] have any of you guys ever put a
large quantity of talc into your arsehole, then farted it out again?
- 12:56:29 [It's me, your Dad] i love seeing the little cloud appearing
- 12:56:44 [presch] hehe thats nasty
- 12:57:05 [TeddyMonsoon] i think we have the subject of your site
- 12:57:14 [It's me, your Dad] i'd love to see that too, man
- 12:57:20 [It's me, your Dad] it's very interesting
- 12:57:22 [It's me, your Dad] and also kind of sexy
- 12:57:50 [It's me, your Dad] i'd like to see nelly furtado's ring when she was farting
- 12:58:02 [It's me, your Dad] she looks like she blows out really loud beefy ones
- 22:06:47 [exzebache] i hate you dad
- 22:23:52 [Z1989915] if u are wearing glasses and the girl is wearing glasses while you are making out
- 22:24:18 [Z1989915] they make a soft sexy clicking sound as they touch each other
- 20:54:10 [footling] my boyfriend gave me a mannequin leg for christmas
- 00:20:40 [mrhat] I caught shania twain routing around my garbage with a band of renegade racoons that she has trained to steal paperwork from bins to steal identities
- 20:55:03 [im joking] I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, YOUF UCKING GAY
- 13:22:43 [Kingston*187] its me your dad ..you are a fucking Jack ass .....talking shit about other people ..Speak for yourself you Inbred
- 22:55:58 [Lupus] i go the greyhound station and have oral sex with african american gentlemen in the bathroom once a week
- 22:56:18 [Lupus] i guess thats being social
- 23:59:30 [rucker] it's me, your dad what if sudy doens't feel like showing a pic, how about your fuck off dad..
- 14:37:14 [death of a clown] WHY ASK WHY FUCKFACE
- 14:37:14 [death of a clown] REEHEEHEE!
- 21:42:00 [brown and pink] yup sure takin care of business hey has anybody seen my frisbee it has my name on it it says sage francis..i think it might be on the street