It's me, your Dad
[It's me, your Dad] MY TOP TEN WINDOWS FILES > 1. DESKTOP.INI 2. CONFIG.SYS 3. ADDREG.EXE 4. CRTDLL.DLL 5. COMMAND.COM 6. IDS.INI 7. MCM.DLL 8. MOUSE.DRV 9. MOUSE.HLP 10. MODEM.CFGIt's me, your Dad's favourite Slsk Indie quotes!
- 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] beer residue in mah stomache
- 13:11:40 [Rayful Edmond Jr] need to induce vomiting
- 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] heart cooks brain put a pic of u up
- 13:11:48 [Rayful Edmond Jr] should do the trick
- 22:20:43 [pilldozer] oh man, i wanna get a girl to suck me off while i have gas, then as she makes me cum in her mouth i take two pieces of bread and hold them by my ass and fart onto the bread, then say to her "here, eat this fart sandwich you filthy slut"
- 00:27:34 [Spunge] i masturbated in the park in a bush on 2 consecutive evenings
- 18:35:51 [SACC0FACE] we had a fight and then made up and now were are like such good friends
- 21:02:50 [pilldozer] MY DREAM DATE WITH LUCY LIU IS TO BRING HER TO A REALLY NICE FRENCH RESTAURANT AND ORDER OUR MEAL FOR US WITH ME WEARING A TUX AND HER IN A REALLYNICE AND EARTH SHATTERING EVENING GOWN, FROM THERE WE COULD GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SOEM WINE, AND FINISH IT ALL OFF WITH ME SUCKING ON HER TOES
- 21:45:47 [osci][ator] it's a bunch of gays trying to out do one another in here again apparently.. frantically googling for abstract shitty films and praising them with over exagerated artistic merit within a hyperbolic nonsensical mess of grammar
- 19:05:42 [dog1977] Now Im not gay, but honestly, i never understood why chicks liked gay guys and not a real man like Clint Eastwood.
- 23:05:07 [frownIand] I'M NOT GAY BUT I REALLY LIKE HORSING AROUND WITH MEN
- 12:55:16 [It's me, your Dad] nothing beats a really hot, LOUD, smelly fart
- 12:55:16 [presch] ya never really hear bout it
- 12:56:24 [It's me, your Dad] have any of you guys ever put a
large quantity of talc into your arsehole, then farted it out again?
- 12:56:29 [It's me, your Dad] i love seeing the little cloud appearing
- 12:56:44 [presch] hehe thats nasty
- 12:57:05 [TeddyMonsoon] i think we have the subject of your site
- 12:57:14 [It's me, your Dad] i'd love to see that too, man
- 12:57:20 [It's me, your Dad] it's very interesting
- 12:57:22 [It's me, your Dad] and also kind of sexy
- 12:57:50 [It's me, your Dad] i'd like to see nelly furtado's ring when she was farting
- 12:58:02 [It's me, your Dad] she looks like she blows out really loud beefy ones
- 22:06:47 [exzebache] i hate you dad
- 22:23:52 [Z1989915] if u are wearing glasses and the girl is wearing glasses while you are making out
- 22:24:18 [Z1989915] they make a soft sexy clicking sound as they touch each other
- 20:54:10 [footling] my boyfriend gave me a mannequin leg for christmas
- 00:20:40 [mrhat] I caught shania twain routing around my garbage with a band of renegade racoons that she has trained to steal paperwork from bins to steal identities
- 20:55:03 [im joking] I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MYSELF, YOUF UCKING GAY
- 13:22:43 [Kingston*187] its me your dad ..you are a fucking Jack ass .....talking shit about other people ..Speak for yourself you Inbred
- 22:55:58 [Lupus] i go the greyhound station and have oral sex with african american gentlemen in the bathroom once a week
- 22:56:18 [Lupus] i guess thats being social
- 23:59:30 [rucker] it's me, your dad what if sudy doens't feel like showing a pic, how about your fuck off dad..
- 14:37:14 [death of a clown] WHY ASK WHY FUCKFACE
- 14:37:14 [death of a clown] REEHEEHEE!
- 21:42:00 [brown and pink] yup sure takin care of business hey has anybody seen my frisbee it has my name on it it says sage francis..i think it might be on the street
