[tina bitchface] yeah
[tina bitchface] it does
[spir] your face happened
[spir] so
[spir] yeah
[tina bitchface] you got your health now at least?
[tina bitchface] ha
[Sloth] spir
[Sloth] sit on my face
* spir runs off
[Sloth] My health is alright, good and bad
[Sloth] but I'm fine
[Sloth] Life is ok
[tina bitchface] good
[Sloth] I'm not so arrogant, I'm actually pretty modest
[Sloth] I just come off as an asshole
[tina bitchface] we all do
[spir] e-tuffness
[Sloth] Well
[Sloth] I am a pretty badass motherfucker
[tina bitchface] did you have some fancy setup to store the 7 guitars
[Sloth] Nah, I keep everything in cases
[Sloth] best place for them
[Sloth] weather changes, etc.
[tina bitchface] little guitar coffins
[tina bitchface] yeah
[UTILE] *snap*
[Sloth] I'm getting too damn old anyhow
[Sloth] lol
[tina bitchface] been using those snake things for the classical. that m fcker is the msot sensitive to climate changes
[tina bitchface] the most minor of climate changes
[tina bitchface] nah
[Sloth] snake things?
[tina bitchface] too old for what
[UnhappyMeal] I don't even want my dick anymore
[tina bitchface] humidifier deal
[Sloth] Just rockin out and being a cool motherfucker lol
[UnhappyMeal] i'm so over it
[Sloth] ahhh I see
[Sloth] yeah
[Sloth] I played an hour set last night
[tina bitchface] never too old
[Sloth] 30 minutes my band
[Sloth] 30 minutes with my brother's band
[Sloth] and they all had fun drinking and shit
[Sloth] not last night
[Sloth] but saturday
[tina bitchface] did it wear your old man soul out
[Sloth] and I just didn't even drink or do any drugs
[UTILE] i wanna party with the stars
[Sloth] or anything
[Sloth] I just hung out
[tina bitchface] ha ha
[spir] dicks do seem terribly boring
[Sloth] I think I'm past it
[UTILE] and fly into the sun
[Sloth] I just like plkaying now I guess
[UnhappyMeal] i've moved beyond
[spir] have you finally moved on to vagina
[UnhappyMeal] my armpits smell quite funktastic lately
[Sloth] I dont have a problem with women
[Sloth] I dont want vagina
[Sloth] I'm a one lady man
[UnhappyMeal] you want a dick?
[spir] ladyman?
[Sloth] And to simply put it
[UTILE] spir and sloth are my friends
[Sloth] every woman I meet is either batshit insane or a slut
[Sloth] mangina ;)
[spir] UTILE, don't degrade yourself like that
[spir] not here.
[UTILE] unhappy meal is not
[UnhappyMeal] I love sluts.. platonically
[Sloth] here
[UTILE] ok i wont degrade myself anymore
[Sloth] ill post the pic of my apartment setup one more time
[tina bitchface] one could argue they help make the world go around
[Sloth] without opedals
[Sloth] bm says it's photoshopped
[Sloth] rofl
[Sloth] http://i.imgur.com/EYOiTnc.jpg
[tina bitchface] I thought you were gonnalink the pic with buttplugs again
[Sloth] nah
[tina bitchface] I remember that one
[Sloth] only my sad banana
[tina bitchface] I like your note there
[spir] "Don't spend your money at the club's hun I'll smoke you out and make you scream in pleasure"
[Sloth] Terry is a fucking idiot
[tina bitchface] lovely mesa
[Sloth] he claims to own a new guitar every week
[Sloth] no proof of anything
[Sloth] yeah I use a dual rectifier roadsterinto a 4x12 v30 cab live
[Sloth] so the mini is in my apartment
[Sloth] but tbh I like the mini more, just not enough headroom
[spir] wouldn't it be crazy if there was a real Sloth and Sloth was just jacking his whole lifestyle
[tina bitchface] enough for a tiny apartment
[spir] from a blog
[Sloth] more than enough
[UnhappyMeal] I like that kazoo thing peter frampton used in "do you feel like i do"
[Sloth] spir the RG in that pic got sent back
[Sloth] new guitar schecter
[Sloth] do I need to give you a heart in the next one?
[Sloth] lol
[spir] ye
[spir] yes
[Sloth] alright if I remember
[tina bitchface] kazzoos are great
[Sloth] then I'll be even more of a kiss ass in indie
[Sloth] lol
[tina bitchface] kazoos
[ladybuttery] hhuehuehuehuehueheuh
[spir] you should def incorporate a spir shoutout
[noway1987] kazoos
[noway1987] google that
[spir] to legtitify it
[ladybuttery] hey tina
[Sloth] but if I'm going to be accused of kissing someone's ass, it may as well be the best one!
[tina bitchface] hey ladybutters
[noway1987] "portsmouth sympfonia orchestra"
[noway1987] if you like kazoos
[ladybuttery] hey sloth
[Sloth] Tell me that's not a smooth line
[Sloth] hahaha
[Sloth] sup butters
[tina bitchface] is it an orchestra of kazoos
[UnhappyMeal] what if sloth was a real sloth just pretending to be human?
[spir] LEGITIFY THIS FUCKIGN MACARONI
[Sloth] oh man
[Sloth] back when I was big
[UnhappyMeal] with a peoples face
[Sloth] I'd have parties
[noway1987] yeah it is
[ladybuttery] macaroni ..lol
[Sloth] latina women with big titties hanging out
[tina bitchface] I know an actual dude called Sloth
[Sloth] 7 kinds of macaroni
[noway1987] they do a version of the 2001: a space odyssey theme song
* Brom Bones LOOKS IN THE MIRROR AFTER SHOWER/SHAVE ADMIRING HIMSELF AND IS STARTLED WHEN HIS REFLECTION WINKS BACK TO HIM AND SAYS IN A PROVOCATIVE FEMALE VOICE 'HAVE A GOOD DAY SEXY'
[tina bitchface] for the longest time I thought Sloth was Sloth
[Sloth] and the fucking spoonman from the soundgarden video was there
[spir] lol
[tina bitchface] but the Sloth I know is an enormous dude
[spir] spoonman
[Sloth] I got the name Sloth in 2002
[noway1987] i'll post the link
[Sloth] from my gf at the time
[noway1987] it almost sounds like a duck chorus
[spir] you were just a baby
[Sloth] I worked two jobs and slept a lot
[tina bitchface] and he's a bass man
[spir] in 2002
[UnhappyMeal] i want to fuck edie brickell so bad.. metaphorically speaking.
[noway1987] or a chorus of people farting
[Sloth] i know :(
[tina bitchface] this dude has been known as sloth forever
[Sloth] she'd be like
[noway1987] in 2002 i was jerking off to melanie the sloat
[Sloth] want to goto the movies?
[spir] I was like 16
[noway1987] and in 2014, i still do
[Sloth] NO SLEEP
[tina bitchface] most folks don't even know his real name
[UnhappyMeal] I lost my virginity in 2003
[noway1987] :)
[Sloth] she's like want to hang out?
[UnhappyMeal] I was like 21
[Sloth] NO SLEEP
[noway1987] in 2003 i went through the worst year of my life
[tina bitchface] I was 18 in 02
[Sloth] I think only a few users know my actual name on soulseek
[Sloth] rofl
[noway1987] but i think tina knows the story
[noway1987] spir may know it too
[UnhappyMeal] 2003 was a good year
[noway1987] about why 2003 was the hands down, and always will be, the worst year in my life
[UnhappyMeal] the last good year
[Sloth] rogan you nigger
[tina bitchface] yeah, it was a good year for me too
[UnhappyMeal] 2008 was okay
[Sloth] stop stealing our flame
[noway1987] it has nothing to do with music
[UnhappyMeal] actually it was terrible
[noway1987] it has to do with my bizarre religious phase
[noway1987] i think i've metnioned it here before
[UnhappyMeal] 2009 was eh.. i dont know, everything started to suck after 2003.
* Sloth gets the hood and wooden cross
[Sloth] Jesus would have wanted it this way...
[spir] herbz
[Sloth] DEATH STAR
[Sloth] omg spir
[spir] I never did smoke after I woke up
[Sloth] I met a girl obsessed with star wars / death star
[Brom Bones] HEY CHARLES YOU LITTLE BITCH
[noway1987] so spir have i told you this story ye
[Sloth] not the strain
[noway1987] yet
[Brom Bones] http://tinypic.com/r/2f07rzq/8
[noway1987] no not about melanie
[Sloth] but the actual death star
[Sloth] rofl
[noway1987] about why i consider 2003 the worst year of my life
[noway1987] a year that will never be surpassed for all-time suckiest
[spir] you havent rogan and now isn't a good time
[noway1987] i could tell youlater
[spir] she should smoke some deaths tar
[Sloth] I should smoke some death star
[Sloth] haha
[noway1987] what happened was i got into a religious phase , i'll leave it at that
[spir] yes
[spir] there you go
[Sloth] she's also the girl who made fun of bone
[spir] lure her in
[Sloth] for me calling him a douchebag
[Sloth] and correcting me
[Sloth] she's still in the shower
[Sloth] lol
[spir] ah, flexibility without being too freakish
[spir] gg
[Brom Bones] LMAO@ CHARLES STALKING SOME NON AUTISTIC GIRL NAMED 'MELANIE'
[tina bitchface] who is this brom bones m fcker
[Sloth] listen to lemonade again
[Brom Bones] PATHETIC
[Sloth] oh wait
[Sloth] spir did you ever watch that video I pmed?
[Sloth] here it comes again
[ladybuttery] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYdJZgkJ9SI
[Sloth] this is by far hands down best thing on youtube since goat
[spir] lol king krimzon
