Noway smiles like a tard as he watches Glee. They're covering his favorite song ever. Chris Colfer, his God, his total crushworthy idol, is singing Peacock by Katy amazeballs Perry. "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock" Chris sings. The arrangement has turned the pop track into a plaintive ballad a'la Songbird by Fleetwood Mac. Noway feels tears falling, rolling down his cheeks like diamonds of emotions. He is turned on. He opens his zipper and he uses his tears as fap lube.