Witchhouse and the KFC men

Witchhouse comes back from her job and immediately logs on to Soulseek. Right away she picks up the phone and calls KFC to order chicken and rice via home delivery service. After announcing this on chat, she aks the pussy-whipped Steadfast to send her pictures of his dick. She then downloads Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club since she is the biggest Asian fan of black movies on the planet. Then the KFC delivery man arrives and she pays him for it. Witchhouse then proceeds to eat the KFC chicken and makes a crude remark about the chicken resembling a penis, then watches the Tyler Perry movie and types on Soulseek and asks Crazy Dan Glazini aka Kb_Fizz to send her pics of his dick while typing another fanfic story about Shaka. Witchhouse then gets into a fight with Noway about Emilia Clarke, insisting she's "generic" compared to Julia Roberts. This leads to Witchhouse making an announcement: "imma watch Pretty Woman for the 87th time." She then pulls out her Pretty Woman DVD and proceeds to watch it while using slsk, quoting all the lines from beginning to end: "What happens after Fooey climbs up the tower and rescued me? He rescues me right back, then shows his cock cock cock cock." She then takes out another Julia Roberts DVD, Notting Hill, and proceeds to watch it for the 32nd time. While watching it she feverishly masturbates to Julia Roberts’ horse-shaped mouth and says, breathlessly, “I’m just a girl...standing in front of Steadfast...asking him to show me his cawk, and guzzle his precum. lol." Next up, she's going to watch another movie. "imma watch Precious again. I wish I was a fat black woman. omg. so sad." While watching Precious, she starts up again: "noway, do u like Gabourey Sibide? she's prettier than Mary Elizabeth Winstead." "No." "omg u so racist!" "She's fat. I don't like fat women." "shuddup u sexist, go lick chris colfer's boyrose