[21:38:44][atomic clock] i do eat alot of eclairs
[21:38:49][atomic clock] not gonna lie about that
[21:39:17][atomic clock] picture his dick while eating them
[21:39:27][atomic clock] then sometimes touch myself with chocolate on my fingertips still
[21:39:31][atomic clock] oh god lets not talk about him
[21:39:36][atomic clock] its just unbearable
You know you're creepy when a tranny calls you creepy
[20:39:11][noway1987] t_c i heard you were a foot girl
[20:39:45][tash_chick] am a foot grl and these records are fucked anyway
[20:39:50][tash_chick] from the dark ages
[20:40:02][noway1987] foot girl: does that mean you go barefoot all the time
[20:40:04][noway1987] hot
[20:40:06][tash_chick] they like my mums collection
[20:40:08][tash_chick] lol
[20:40:15][colossal youth] ummm
[20:40:20][colossal youth] creepy
Pilldozer / Peace or Pieces (aka Benji Evans from Leicester)
1. 2015-02-12 11:02:08 [half sequence] its a lot diff now than when i was orderign heavier stuff off silkroad one
2. 2015-02-12 11:02:11 [peace or pieces] Uh huh.
3. 2015-02-12 11:02:14 [half sequence] the us and aus and you guys etc
4. 2015-02-12 11:02:20 [half sequence] have had plenty of meet ups
5. 2015-02-12 11:02:24 [half sequence] to solve this problem
6. 2015-02-12 11:02:37 [peace or pieces] As much as a lot of stuff gets through.
7. 2015-02-12 11:02:42 [peace or pieces] The majority doesn't.
8. 2015-02-12 11:02:46 [half sequence] they will be putting new protocols into place with new technology to stop all the drugs beign mails
9. 2015-02-12 11:02:52 [peace or pieces] So they say .
10. 2015-02-12 11:02:57 [half sequence] yeh
11. 2015-02-12 11:03:14 [half sequence] but id keep my orders comign through customs to just weed or maybe hash
12. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [peace or pieces] I like how suppliers bombard customs with multiple packages.
13. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [half sequence] serious jail time racks up when its heavier
14. 2015-02-12 11:03:30 [peace or pieces] Almsot decoy packages.
15. 2015-02-12 11:04:43 [half sequence] the blow i got was on point, but i did realize once again that even great coke sucks
16. 2015-02-12 11:04:46 [half sequence] lol
17. 2015-02-12 11:04:58 [peace or pieces] Hahaha yeah.
18. 2015-02-12 11:05:01 [half sequence] i had a tiem with it when i was younger. i got into it
19. 2015-02-12 11:05:13 [half sequence] i dotn think it will ever be as cool as when i got into it at first
20. 2015-02-12 11:05:18 [peace or pieces] except it's price.
21. 2015-02-12 11:05:19 [half sequence] no matter what purity
22. 2015-02-12 11:05:24 [half sequence] yes
23. 2015-02-12 11:05:32 [half sequence] see if it was free, then sure, who could complain
24. 2015-02-12 11:05:40 [peace or pieces] Hah.
25. 2015-02-12 11:05:43 [peace or pieces] Yeah well.
26. 2015-02-12 11:05:53 [peace or pieces] Let's smoke CRACK!!!!
27. 2015-02-12 11:05:55 [peace or pieces] INSTEAD
28. 2015-02-12 11:05:57 [peace or pieces] Not really.
29. 2015-02-12 11:06:03 [half sequence] man, i smoked that shti before
30. 2015-02-12 11:06:05 [half sequence] once
31. 2015-02-12 11:06:08 [peace or pieces] Whaaaat?
32. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [half sequence] when i was messign with coke
33. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [peace or pieces] Damn.
34. 2015-02-12 11:06:28 [half sequence] yeh, i went to the hood with some xerox 20 bills i made when i was drunk
35. 2015-02-12 11:06:36 [peace or pieces] Ib e like naaaaaaaaaaaaaahr brav you're fucked for even bringing that shit near me.
36. 2015-02-12 11:06:43 [half sequence] gave em to this solja slangin off the corner and rolled out fast
37. 2015-02-12 11:06:50 [half sequence] i didnt end up smokign the rocks
38. 2015-02-12 11:06:53 [half sequence] the next day i did
39. 2015-02-12 11:06:54 [half sequence] man
40. 2015-02-12 11:06:58 [half sequence] what a load of shit
41. 2015-02-12 11:07:11 [peace or pieces] How did you feel?
42. 2015-02-12 11:07:13 [half sequence] i came down and was so strung out wanting more
43. 2015-02-12 11:07:18 [half sequence] i felt worthless when the high ended
44. 2015-02-12 11:07:21 [half sequence] like hated myself
45. 2015-02-12 11:07:24 [half sequence] i bouhgt more tho
46. 2015-02-12 11:07:26 [peace or pieces] Nahr fuck the down.
47. 2015-02-12 11:07:30 [peace or pieces] How was the high though?
48. 2015-02-12 11:07:36 [peace or pieces] Coke buzz?
49. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [half sequence] i knew a dude in the hood that sold coke
50. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [peace or pieces] x100?
51. 2015-02-12 11:07:44 [half sequence] no its greater than a coke buzz
52. 2015-02-12 11:07:50 [half sequence] pure euphoria i lieked it
53. 2015-02-12 11:07:55 [half sequence] for only five minutes
54. 2015-02-12 11:07:57 [half sequence] its a huge rush
55. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [half sequence] and you feel the best youve ever felt
56. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [peace or pieces] Hah damn 5.
57. 2015-02-12 11:08:09 [half sequence] weightless and high
58. 2015-02-12 11:08:21 [half sequence] yeh, and after around 5 to ten minutes you start to come down
59. 2015-02-12 11:08:23 [peace or pieces] So it's worse than coke.
60. 2015-02-12 11:08:30 [peace or pieces] A load of shit.
61. 2015-02-12 11:08:31 [half sequence] a half hour afdter you stop hitting it
62. 2015-02-12 11:08:34 [half sequence] you feel worthless
63. 2015-02-12 11:08:40 [peace or pieces] HAhaaha .
64. 2015-02-12 11:08:41 [half sequence] way worse come down than coke
65. 2015-02-12 11:08:45 [half sequence] dude
66. 2015-02-12 11:08:51 [half sequence] it made me go to my solja in the hood
67. 2015-02-12 11:08:58 [half sequence] i went down a wrong road
68. 2015-02-12 11:09:09 [peace or pieces] Tsss
69. 2015-02-12 11:09:13 [half sequence] and this dude had to pull me out of the ditch with a tractor
70. 2015-02-12 11:09:16 [half sequence] i went to back out
71. 2015-02-12 11:09:20 [half sequence] and went in the ditch
72. 2015-02-12 11:09:31 [half sequence] the street the coke dealer i knew was on was hood
73. 2015-02-12 11:09:38 [half sequence] nuttin but black peeps
74. 2015-02-12 11:09:49 [half sequence] the street i was on was some redneck white people
75. 2015-02-12 11:10:16 [half sequence] this guy looked at me and asked me like 5 times "now when i go to pull yer car out it might mess it up... you sure you wantin me toooo?"
76. 2015-02-12 11:10:19 [half sequence] i was thinking
77. 2015-02-12 11:10:31 [half sequence] god damn farmer brown im on a mission to get pebbles cause im comign down
78. 2015-02-12 11:10:37 [half sequence] pull this fucker out!
79. 2015-02-12 11:10:45 [half sequence] i finally got to the dealers door
80. 2015-02-12 11:10:59 [half sequence] this guy is a massive thug dude that had cameras all over his place
81. 2015-02-12 11:11:12 [half sequence] loaked out snorting all day and slanging
82. 2015-02-12 11:11:25 [half sequence] i couldnt wait to get the rocks
83. 2015-02-12 11:11:35 [half sequence] ill never do it again
84. 2015-02-12 11:12:02 [half sequence] i can kind of understand how someone could get hooked on it
85. 2015-02-12 11:12:12 [half sequence] if i had a bunch more to sooth my want for it
86. 2015-02-12 11:12:22 [half sequence] then i would have prolly ended up hooked
87. 2015-02-12 11:12:31 [half sequence] but i couldnt bring myself to get anymore
88. 2015-02-12 11:12:52 [half sequence] when soemthing hits me that hard i take notice to where it could go
89. 2015-02-12 11:12:59 [half sequence] mcat is wild
90. 2015-02-12 11:13:27 [peace or pieces] Lmfao that story there ahahaha
91. 2015-02-12 11:13:34 [half sequence] haha yeh
92. 2015-02-12 11:13:38 [half sequence] dude to make things worse
93. 2015-02-12 11:13:44 [half sequence] it wasnt just farmer brown
94. 2015-02-12 11:13:56 [half sequence] his whole damn family and his neighbors were all out there
95. 2015-02-12 11:14:00 [half sequence] it was at least ten people
96. 2015-02-12 11:14:07 [half sequence] and i was grinding my teeth coming down
97. 2015-02-12 11:14:13 [peace or pieces] AAHAHA
98. 2015-02-12 11:14:14 [peace or pieces] Ew.
99. 2015-02-12 11:14:15 [half sequence] i drank a six pack too
100. 2015-02-12 11:14:16 [half sequence] lol
101. 2015-02-12 11:14:21 [half sequence] was half drunk
102. 2015-02-12 11:14:22 [peace or pieces] That would have been uncomfortable/.
103. 2015-02-12 11:14:28 [half sequence] it was the worst
104. 2015-02-12 11:14:31 [half sequence] u have no idea
105. 2015-02-12 11:14:32 [peace or pieces] Half drunk means you was half sober.
106. 2015-02-12 11:14:38 [peace or pieces] Knowing what was going on.
107. 2015-02-12 11:14:50 [half sequence] oh it was hard to kill that come down
108. 2015-02-12 11:14:52 [peace or pieces] Hahaha.
109. 2015-02-12 11:14:57 [half sequence] even the coke barely stopped the craving
110. 2015-02-12 11:15:17 [peace or pieces] That's fucked up haha.
111. 2015-02-12 11:15:42 [half sequence] that coke house was crazy. when i would get to the door this dude always yelled "WHO IS IT?" even with a camera on me
112. 2015-02-12 11:15:44 [half sequence] lol
113. 2015-02-12 11:15:46 [peace or pieces] Are you happy that you tried it?
114. 2015-02-12 11:15:55 [peace or pieces] In restrospect?
115. 2015-02-12 11:15:57 [half sequence] they stayed with a plate of powder in the middle of the living room
116. 2015-02-12 11:16:00 [peace or pieces] s-
117. 2015-02-12 11:16:20 [half sequence] no not really, because i determined the same thing i already knew. that crack is retardo
118. 2015-02-12 11:16:23 [peace or pieces] Hahaha paranoid cats.
119. 2015-02-12 11:16:37 [half sequence] yeh, this dude stayed in jail
120. 2015-02-12 11:16:54 [half sequence] all my other boys would tell me stories bout him in jail
121. 2015-02-12 11:17:01 [half sequence] he was getting coke in jail and selling it
122. 2015-02-12 11:17:18 [half sequence] he slapped my one homie for preaching too much when he came down off soem shit and wouldnt get out his cell
123. 2015-02-12 11:17:32 [half sequence] lol
124. 2015-02-12 11:17:51 [peace or pieces] Heh.
125. 2015-02-12 11:18:01 [peace or pieces] Dramatic guy.
126. 2015-02-12 11:18:02 [half sequence] my boy of course didnt do nuttin... this dude was big. like a gorilla
127. 2015-02-12 11:18:21 [half sequence] the dude he slapped aint small
128. 2015-02-12 11:18:27 [half sequence] i fought him at a hotel once
129. 2015-02-12 11:18:38 [half sequence] wouldnt leave this girl alone while she was sleeping
130. 2015-02-12 11:18:58 [half sequence] we tangled up at 8pm with tons of kids in the pool havin fun
131. 2015-02-12 11:19:07 [half sequence] the cleaning ladies were going nuts
132. 2015-02-12 11:19:12 [half sequence] we riled that whole place
133. 2015-02-12 11:20:07 [half sequence] cokes a wild drug
134. 2015-02-12 11:20:08 [half sequence] lol
2. 2015-02-12 11:02:11 [peace or pieces] Uh huh.
3. 2015-02-12 11:02:14 [half sequence] the us and aus and you guys etc
4. 2015-02-12 11:02:20 [half sequence] have had plenty of meet ups
5. 2015-02-12 11:02:24 [half sequence] to solve this problem
6. 2015-02-12 11:02:37 [peace or pieces] As much as a lot of stuff gets through.
7. 2015-02-12 11:02:42 [peace or pieces] The majority doesn't.
8. 2015-02-12 11:02:46 [half sequence] they will be putting new protocols into place with new technology to stop all the drugs beign mails
9. 2015-02-12 11:02:52 [peace or pieces] So they say .
10. 2015-02-12 11:02:57 [half sequence] yeh
11. 2015-02-12 11:03:14 [half sequence] but id keep my orders comign through customs to just weed or maybe hash
12. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [peace or pieces] I like how suppliers bombard customs with multiple packages.
13. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [half sequence] serious jail time racks up when its heavier
14. 2015-02-12 11:03:30 [peace or pieces] Almsot decoy packages.
15. 2015-02-12 11:04:43 [half sequence] the blow i got was on point, but i did realize once again that even great coke sucks
16. 2015-02-12 11:04:46 [half sequence] lol
17. 2015-02-12 11:04:58 [peace or pieces] Hahaha yeah.
18. 2015-02-12 11:05:01 [half sequence] i had a tiem with it when i was younger. i got into it
19. 2015-02-12 11:05:13 [half sequence] i dotn think it will ever be as cool as when i got into it at first
20. 2015-02-12 11:05:18 [peace or pieces] except it's price.
21. 2015-02-12 11:05:19 [half sequence] no matter what purity
22. 2015-02-12 11:05:24 [half sequence] yes
23. 2015-02-12 11:05:32 [half sequence] see if it was free, then sure, who could complain
24. 2015-02-12 11:05:40 [peace or pieces] Hah.
25. 2015-02-12 11:05:43 [peace or pieces] Yeah well.
26. 2015-02-12 11:05:53 [peace or pieces] Let's smoke CRACK!!!!
27. 2015-02-12 11:05:55 [peace or pieces] INSTEAD
28. 2015-02-12 11:05:57 [peace or pieces] Not really.
29. 2015-02-12 11:06:03 [half sequence] man, i smoked that shti before
30. 2015-02-12 11:06:05 [half sequence] once
31. 2015-02-12 11:06:08 [peace or pieces] Whaaaat?
32. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [half sequence] when i was messign with coke
33. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [peace or pieces] Damn.
34. 2015-02-12 11:06:28 [half sequence] yeh, i went to the hood with some xerox 20 bills i made when i was drunk
35. 2015-02-12 11:06:36 [peace or pieces] Ib e like naaaaaaaaaaaaaahr brav you're fucked for even bringing that shit near me.
36. 2015-02-12 11:06:43 [half sequence] gave em to this solja slangin off the corner and rolled out fast
37. 2015-02-12 11:06:50 [half sequence] i didnt end up smokign the rocks
38. 2015-02-12 11:06:53 [half sequence] the next day i did
39. 2015-02-12 11:06:54 [half sequence] man
40. 2015-02-12 11:06:58 [half sequence] what a load of shit
41. 2015-02-12 11:07:11 [peace or pieces] How did you feel?
42. 2015-02-12 11:07:13 [half sequence] i came down and was so strung out wanting more
43. 2015-02-12 11:07:18 [half sequence] i felt worthless when the high ended
44. 2015-02-12 11:07:21 [half sequence] like hated myself
45. 2015-02-12 11:07:24 [half sequence] i bouhgt more tho
46. 2015-02-12 11:07:26 [peace or pieces] Nahr fuck the down.
47. 2015-02-12 11:07:30 [peace or pieces] How was the high though?
48. 2015-02-12 11:07:36 [peace or pieces] Coke buzz?
49. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [half sequence] i knew a dude in the hood that sold coke
50. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [peace or pieces] x100?
51. 2015-02-12 11:07:44 [half sequence] no its greater than a coke buzz
52. 2015-02-12 11:07:50 [half sequence] pure euphoria i lieked it
53. 2015-02-12 11:07:55 [half sequence] for only five minutes
54. 2015-02-12 11:07:57 [half sequence] its a huge rush
55. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [half sequence] and you feel the best youve ever felt
56. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [peace or pieces] Hah damn 5.
57. 2015-02-12 11:08:09 [half sequence] weightless and high
58. 2015-02-12 11:08:21 [half sequence] yeh, and after around 5 to ten minutes you start to come down
59. 2015-02-12 11:08:23 [peace or pieces] So it's worse than coke.
60. 2015-02-12 11:08:30 [peace or pieces] A load of shit.
61. 2015-02-12 11:08:31 [half sequence] a half hour afdter you stop hitting it
62. 2015-02-12 11:08:34 [half sequence] you feel worthless
63. 2015-02-12 11:08:40 [peace or pieces] HAhaaha .
64. 2015-02-12 11:08:41 [half sequence] way worse come down than coke
65. 2015-02-12 11:08:45 [half sequence] dude
66. 2015-02-12 11:08:51 [half sequence] it made me go to my solja in the hood
67. 2015-02-12 11:08:58 [half sequence] i went down a wrong road
68. 2015-02-12 11:09:09 [peace or pieces] Tsss
69. 2015-02-12 11:09:13 [half sequence] and this dude had to pull me out of the ditch with a tractor
70. 2015-02-12 11:09:16 [half sequence] i went to back out
71. 2015-02-12 11:09:20 [half sequence] and went in the ditch
72. 2015-02-12 11:09:31 [half sequence] the street the coke dealer i knew was on was hood
73. 2015-02-12 11:09:38 [half sequence] nuttin but black peeps
74. 2015-02-12 11:09:49 [half sequence] the street i was on was some redneck white people
75. 2015-02-12 11:10:16 [half sequence] this guy looked at me and asked me like 5 times "now when i go to pull yer car out it might mess it up... you sure you wantin me toooo?"
76. 2015-02-12 11:10:19 [half sequence] i was thinking
77. 2015-02-12 11:10:31 [half sequence] god damn farmer brown im on a mission to get pebbles cause im comign down
78. 2015-02-12 11:10:37 [half sequence] pull this fucker out!
79. 2015-02-12 11:10:45 [half sequence] i finally got to the dealers door
80. 2015-02-12 11:10:59 [half sequence] this guy is a massive thug dude that had cameras all over his place
81. 2015-02-12 11:11:12 [half sequence] loaked out snorting all day and slanging
82. 2015-02-12 11:11:25 [half sequence] i couldnt wait to get the rocks
83. 2015-02-12 11:11:35 [half sequence] ill never do it again
84. 2015-02-12 11:12:02 [half sequence] i can kind of understand how someone could get hooked on it
85. 2015-02-12 11:12:12 [half sequence] if i had a bunch more to sooth my want for it
86. 2015-02-12 11:12:22 [half sequence] then i would have prolly ended up hooked
87. 2015-02-12 11:12:31 [half sequence] but i couldnt bring myself to get anymore
88. 2015-02-12 11:12:52 [half sequence] when soemthing hits me that hard i take notice to where it could go
89. 2015-02-12 11:12:59 [half sequence] mcat is wild
90. 2015-02-12 11:13:27 [peace or pieces] Lmfao that story there ahahaha
91. 2015-02-12 11:13:34 [half sequence] haha yeh
92. 2015-02-12 11:13:38 [half sequence] dude to make things worse
93. 2015-02-12 11:13:44 [half sequence] it wasnt just farmer brown
94. 2015-02-12 11:13:56 [half sequence] his whole damn family and his neighbors were all out there
95. 2015-02-12 11:14:00 [half sequence] it was at least ten people
96. 2015-02-12 11:14:07 [half sequence] and i was grinding my teeth coming down
97. 2015-02-12 11:14:13 [peace or pieces] AAHAHA
98. 2015-02-12 11:14:14 [peace or pieces] Ew.
99. 2015-02-12 11:14:15 [half sequence] i drank a six pack too
100. 2015-02-12 11:14:16 [half sequence] lol
101. 2015-02-12 11:14:21 [half sequence] was half drunk
102. 2015-02-12 11:14:22 [peace or pieces] That would have been uncomfortable/.
103. 2015-02-12 11:14:28 [half sequence] it was the worst
104. 2015-02-12 11:14:31 [half sequence] u have no idea
105. 2015-02-12 11:14:32 [peace or pieces] Half drunk means you was half sober.
106. 2015-02-12 11:14:38 [peace or pieces] Knowing what was going on.
107. 2015-02-12 11:14:50 [half sequence] oh it was hard to kill that come down
108. 2015-02-12 11:14:52 [peace or pieces] Hahaha.
109. 2015-02-12 11:14:57 [half sequence] even the coke barely stopped the craving
110. 2015-02-12 11:15:17 [peace or pieces] That's fucked up haha.
111. 2015-02-12 11:15:42 [half sequence] that coke house was crazy. when i would get to the door this dude always yelled "WHO IS IT?" even with a camera on me
112. 2015-02-12 11:15:44 [half sequence] lol
113. 2015-02-12 11:15:46 [peace or pieces] Are you happy that you tried it?
114. 2015-02-12 11:15:55 [peace or pieces] In restrospect?
115. 2015-02-12 11:15:57 [half sequence] they stayed with a plate of powder in the middle of the living room
116. 2015-02-12 11:16:00 [peace or pieces] s-
117. 2015-02-12 11:16:20 [half sequence] no not really, because i determined the same thing i already knew. that crack is retardo
118. 2015-02-12 11:16:23 [peace or pieces] Hahaha paranoid cats.
119. 2015-02-12 11:16:37 [half sequence] yeh, this dude stayed in jail
120. 2015-02-12 11:16:54 [half sequence] all my other boys would tell me stories bout him in jail
121. 2015-02-12 11:17:01 [half sequence] he was getting coke in jail and selling it
122. 2015-02-12 11:17:18 [half sequence] he slapped my one homie for preaching too much when he came down off soem shit and wouldnt get out his cell
123. 2015-02-12 11:17:32 [half sequence] lol
124. 2015-02-12 11:17:51 [peace or pieces] Heh.
125. 2015-02-12 11:18:01 [peace or pieces] Dramatic guy.
126. 2015-02-12 11:18:02 [half sequence] my boy of course didnt do nuttin... this dude was big. like a gorilla
127. 2015-02-12 11:18:21 [half sequence] the dude he slapped aint small
128. 2015-02-12 11:18:27 [half sequence] i fought him at a hotel once
129. 2015-02-12 11:18:38 [half sequence] wouldnt leave this girl alone while she was sleeping
130. 2015-02-12 11:18:58 [half sequence] we tangled up at 8pm with tons of kids in the pool havin fun
131. 2015-02-12 11:19:07 [half sequence] the cleaning ladies were going nuts
132. 2015-02-12 11:19:12 [half sequence] we riled that whole place
133. 2015-02-12 11:20:07 [half sequence] cokes a wild drug
134. 2015-02-12 11:20:08 [half sequence] lol
Witchhouse and the KFC men
Witchhouse comes back from her job and immediately logs on to Soulseek. Right away she picks up the phone and calls KFC to order chicken and rice via home delivery service. After announcing this on chat, she aks the pussy-whipped Steadfast to send her pictures of his dick. She then downloads Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club since she is the biggest Asian fan of black movies on the planet. Then the KFC delivery man arrives and she pays him for it. Witchhouse then proceeds to eat the KFC chicken and makes a crude remark about the chicken resembling a penis, then watches the Tyler Perry movie and types on Soulseek and asks Crazy Dan Glazini aka Kb_Fizz to send her pics of his dick while typing another fanfic story about Shaka. Witchhouse then gets into a fight with Noway about Emilia Clarke, insisting she's "generic" compared to Julia Roberts. This leads to Witchhouse making an announcement: "imma watch Pretty Woman for the 87th time." She then pulls out her Pretty Woman DVD and proceeds to watch it while using slsk, quoting all the lines from beginning to end: "What happens after Fooey climbs up the tower and rescued me? He rescues me right back, then shows his cock cock cock cock." She then takes out another Julia Roberts DVD, Notting Hill, and proceeds to watch it for the 32nd time. While watching it she feverishly masturbates to Julia Roberts’ horse-shaped mouth and says, breathlessly, “I’m just a girl...standing in front of Steadfast...asking him to show me his cawk, and guzzle his precum. lol." Next up, she's going to watch another movie. "imma watch Precious again. I wish I was a fat black woman. omg. so sad." While watching Precious, she starts up again: "noway, do u like Gabourey Sibide? she's prettier than Mary Elizabeth Winstead." "No." "omg u so racist!" "She's fat. I don't like fat women." "shuddup u sexist, go lick chris colfer's boyrose
Noway's Favorite Time
Noway smiles like a tard as he watches Glee. They're covering his favorite song ever. Chris Colfer, his God, his total crushworthy idol, is singing Peacock by Katy amazeballs Perry. "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock" Chris sings. The arrangement has turned the pop track into a plaintive ballad a'la Songbird by Fleetwood Mac. Noway feels tears falling, rolling down his cheeks like diamonds of emotions. He is turned on. He opens his zipper and he uses his tears as fap lube.
Noway's Fantasy
Noway watches Glee and his brows are furrowed. He has waited for 30 mins for his favorite to appear but the episode seems to be focused on the main female character. He wants to see Chris Colfer and he doesn't seem to be in the show. His penis is flaccid, soft like a snail, it's actually going inside his body, like a turtle's head. Then just as he is giving up on his life, Chris Colfer appears, shirtless, just out of the shower, singing Beyonce's Halo and Noway's penis extends to its full 4 inches. His smile is as wide as his wet butthole.
Normal Fantasy
[Mar 7 5:29:51 pm][noway1987] i did one for spir
[Mar 7 5:29:58 pm][noway1987] but it's based in reality
[Mar 7 5:30:02 pm][noway1987] not sick fantasies
[Mar 7 5:30:07 pm][noway1987] Spir gets on a BART train to take into San Francisco to meet The Donut Man. While on the public train she listens to ambient music and posts as 'spir child' on goseek. She gets off in Haight-Asbury and walks up to the store called The Vegan Donut. There she meets The Donut Man, who wil not tell Spir his real name. Donut Man is a tall 50-year-old who looks like a cross between Tim Burton and Howard Stern, and he is smoking a weed joint. He hands Spir some weed and they share a cigarette together. 30 minutes later, after the two of them have sex, Donut Man gets out a camera and starts videotaping Spir eating vegan donuts.
[Mar 7 5:29:58 pm][noway1987] but it's based in reality
[Mar 7 5:30:02 pm][noway1987] not sick fantasies
[Mar 7 5:30:07 pm][noway1987] Spir gets on a BART train to take into San Francisco to meet The Donut Man. While on the public train she listens to ambient music and posts as 'spir child' on goseek. She gets off in Haight-Asbury and walks up to the store called The Vegan Donut. There she meets The Donut Man, who wil not tell Spir his real name. Donut Man is a tall 50-year-old who looks like a cross between Tim Burton and Howard Stern, and he is smoking a weed joint. He hands Spir some weed and they share a cigarette together. 30 minutes later, after the two of them have sex, Donut Man gets out a camera and starts videotaping Spir eating vegan donuts.
THOUGH
[Nov 29 3:08:55 pm][akazukin] why did you stick around for all of this though
[Nov 29 3:09:21 pm][akazukin] she did ask me if we ever did anything though
[Nov 29 3:10:33 pm][akazukin] you met on here though?
[Dec 6 7:58:23 pm][akazukin] i wanted to get 2x each though
[Dec 6 8:09:19 pm][akazukin] didn't care though
[Dec 6 9:11:35 pm][akazukin] i don't think i want to though
[Dec 9 3:51:43 pm][akazukin] really, getting $4 just to flash your cunny though
[Dec 9 3:56:56 pm][akazukin] idk whatever though
[Dec 13 1:59:58 pm][akazukin] what is with this using two names thing though
[Dec 13 2:06:11 pm][akazukin] i'm not in america though
[Dec 13 2:12:14 pm][akazukin] manute bol sucked though
[Dec 13 2:13:27 pm][akazukin] he sucked though
[Dec 14 12:47:51 pm][akazukin] i think that got cancelled though
[Dec 25 12:56:22 pm][akazukin] the kid getting shot was funny though
[Dec 27 6:45:54 pm][akazukin] the devil you don't is shit though
[Dec 28 2:31:33 pm][akazukin] nah, akazukin hardcore garbage fan since she was 10 though
[Dec 28 2:32:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Dec 28 2:34:38 pm][akazukin] i'm not ugly though
[Dec 28 2:43:47 pm][akazukin] nah, movie sucks though
[Dec 29 3:25:49 pm][akazukin] mostly outside though
[Dec 29 3:44:05 pm][akazukin] i don't have a ticket though
[Dec 29 4:11:45 pm][akazukin] i thought they were taller though
[Dec 29 4:18:10 pm][akazukin] aren't they usually acting like bitches though?
[Dec 31 6:56:52 pm][akazukin] your concern is noted though
[Jan 1 4:30:21 pm][akazukin] yeah, it's not cute though
[Jan 1 4:34:42 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Jan 1 4:53:39 pm][akazukin] it wasn't just me though
[Jan 1 4:55:04 pm][akazukin] yeah, i'm pretty sure that shoe doesn't fit though
[Jan 1 5:09:13 pm][akazukin] i don't care about japanese culture though
[Jan 1 5:21:48 pm][akazukin] nah, i'm not though
[Jan 3 10:20:31 am][akazukin] they suck though
[Jan 3 12:04:03 pm][akazukin] i don't really put much out there though
[Jan 3 12:04:36 pm][akazukin] you don't know shit else though
[Jan 3 12:24:07 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:18:39 pm][akazukin] you're not even white though
[Jan 3 4:27:16 pm][akazukin] i'm not a fat whore though
[Jan 3 4:34:00 pm][akazukin] that's not what i said though
[Jan 3 4:52:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:53:27 pm][7EV] 11:53][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Nov 29 3:09:21 pm][akazukin] she did ask me if we ever did anything though
[Nov 29 3:10:33 pm][akazukin] you met on here though?
[Dec 6 7:58:23 pm][akazukin] i wanted to get 2x each though
[Dec 6 8:09:19 pm][akazukin] didn't care though
[Dec 6 9:11:35 pm][akazukin] i don't think i want to though
[Dec 9 3:51:43 pm][akazukin] really, getting $4 just to flash your cunny though
[Dec 9 3:56:56 pm][akazukin] idk whatever though
[Dec 13 1:59:58 pm][akazukin] what is with this using two names thing though
[Dec 13 2:06:11 pm][akazukin] i'm not in america though
[Dec 13 2:12:14 pm][akazukin] manute bol sucked though
[Dec 13 2:13:27 pm][akazukin] he sucked though
[Dec 14 12:47:51 pm][akazukin] i think that got cancelled though
[Dec 25 12:56:22 pm][akazukin] the kid getting shot was funny though
[Dec 27 6:45:54 pm][akazukin] the devil you don't is shit though
[Dec 28 2:31:33 pm][akazukin] nah, akazukin hardcore garbage fan since she was 10 though
[Dec 28 2:32:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Dec 28 2:34:38 pm][akazukin] i'm not ugly though
[Dec 28 2:43:47 pm][akazukin] nah, movie sucks though
[Dec 29 3:25:49 pm][akazukin] mostly outside though
[Dec 29 3:44:05 pm][akazukin] i don't have a ticket though
[Dec 29 4:11:45 pm][akazukin] i thought they were taller though
[Dec 29 4:18:10 pm][akazukin] aren't they usually acting like bitches though?
[Dec 31 6:56:52 pm][akazukin] your concern is noted though
[Jan 1 4:30:21 pm][akazukin] yeah, it's not cute though
[Jan 1 4:34:42 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Jan 1 4:53:39 pm][akazukin] it wasn't just me though
[Jan 1 4:55:04 pm][akazukin] yeah, i'm pretty sure that shoe doesn't fit though
[Jan 1 5:09:13 pm][akazukin] i don't care about japanese culture though
[Jan 1 5:21:48 pm][akazukin] nah, i'm not though
[Jan 3 10:20:31 am][akazukin] they suck though
[Jan 3 12:04:03 pm][akazukin] i don't really put much out there though
[Jan 3 12:04:36 pm][akazukin] you don't know shit else though
[Jan 3 12:24:07 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:18:39 pm][akazukin] you're not even white though
[Jan 3 4:27:16 pm][akazukin] i'm not a fat whore though
[Jan 3 4:34:00 pm][akazukin] that's not what i said though
[Jan 3 4:52:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:53:27 pm][7EV] 11:53][akazukin] i'm not fat though
BUT OK
[Dec 27 5:35:10 pm][akazukin] probably not but ok
[Jan 1 4:27:02 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Jan 10 8:04:18 pm][akazukin] .....nah but ok
[Jan 24 4:56:04 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 5 6:13:08 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 5 6:15:27 pm][akazukin] idk how you're coming to that conclusion but ok
[Feb 5 6:23:08 pm][akazukin] yeaaaah doubt that'd happen but ok
[Feb 9 7:19:22 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 11 6:21:04 pm] * akazukin would have more respect for working in a subway station but ok
[Feb 15 6:25:44 pm][akazukin] um... i'm not but ok
[Mar 8 12:13:57 pm][akazukin] i don't recall this but ok
[Mar 8 12:14:41 pm][akazukin] that's not quite how it went but ok
[Mar 8 4:57:12 pm][akazukin] but ok