Off The Charts!!!
[Anus 5000] During my first auditing session at the Church I was instructed to insert a cold aluminum cylinder into my anus and the readings were just off the charts Jan.
Chocolatey Fingers
[21:38:44][atomic clock] i do eat alot of eclairs
[21:38:49][atomic clock] not gonna lie about that
[21:39:17][atomic clock] picture his dick while eating them
[21:39:27][atomic clock] then sometimes touch myself with chocolate on my fingertips still
[21:39:31][atomic clock] oh god lets not talk about him
[21:39:36][atomic clock] its just unbearable
[21:38:49][atomic clock] not gonna lie about that
[21:39:17][atomic clock] picture his dick while eating them
[21:39:27][atomic clock] then sometimes touch myself with chocolate on my fingertips still
[21:39:31][atomic clock] oh god lets not talk about him
[21:39:36][atomic clock] its just unbearable
You know you're creepy when a tranny calls you creepy
[20:39:11][noway1987] t_c i heard you were a foot girl
[20:39:45][tash_chick] am a foot grl and these records are fucked anyway
[20:39:50][tash_chick] from the dark ages
[20:40:02][noway1987] foot girl: does that mean you go barefoot all the time
[20:40:04][noway1987] hot
[20:40:06][tash_chick] they like my mums collection
[20:40:08][tash_chick] lol
[20:40:15][colossal youth] ummm
[20:40:20][colossal youth] creepy
Pilldozer / Peace or Pieces (aka Benji Evans from Leicester)
1. 2015-02-12 11:02:08 [half sequence] its a lot diff now than when i was orderign heavier stuff off silkroad one
2. 2015-02-12 11:02:11 [peace or pieces] Uh huh.
3. 2015-02-12 11:02:14 [half sequence] the us and aus and you guys etc
4. 2015-02-12 11:02:20 [half sequence] have had plenty of meet ups
5. 2015-02-12 11:02:24 [half sequence] to solve this problem
6. 2015-02-12 11:02:37 [peace or pieces] As much as a lot of stuff gets through.
7. 2015-02-12 11:02:42 [peace or pieces] The majority doesn't.
8. 2015-02-12 11:02:46 [half sequence] they will be putting new protocols into place with new technology to stop all the drugs beign mails
9. 2015-02-12 11:02:52 [peace or pieces] So they say .
10. 2015-02-12 11:02:57 [half sequence] yeh
11. 2015-02-12 11:03:14 [half sequence] but id keep my orders comign through customs to just weed or maybe hash
12. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [peace or pieces] I like how suppliers bombard customs with multiple packages.
13. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [half sequence] serious jail time racks up when its heavier
14. 2015-02-12 11:03:30 [peace or pieces] Almsot decoy packages.
15. 2015-02-12 11:04:43 [half sequence] the blow i got was on point, but i did realize once again that even great coke sucks
16. 2015-02-12 11:04:46 [half sequence] lol
17. 2015-02-12 11:04:58 [peace or pieces] Hahaha yeah.
18. 2015-02-12 11:05:01 [half sequence] i had a tiem with it when i was younger. i got into it
19. 2015-02-12 11:05:13 [half sequence] i dotn think it will ever be as cool as when i got into it at first
20. 2015-02-12 11:05:18 [peace or pieces] except it's price.
21. 2015-02-12 11:05:19 [half sequence] no matter what purity
22. 2015-02-12 11:05:24 [half sequence] yes
23. 2015-02-12 11:05:32 [half sequence] see if it was free, then sure, who could complain
24. 2015-02-12 11:05:40 [peace or pieces] Hah.
25. 2015-02-12 11:05:43 [peace or pieces] Yeah well.
26. 2015-02-12 11:05:53 [peace or pieces] Let's smoke CRACK!!!!
27. 2015-02-12 11:05:55 [peace or pieces] INSTEAD
28. 2015-02-12 11:05:57 [peace or pieces] Not really.
29. 2015-02-12 11:06:03 [half sequence] man, i smoked that shti before
30. 2015-02-12 11:06:05 [half sequence] once
31. 2015-02-12 11:06:08 [peace or pieces] Whaaaat?
32. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [half sequence] when i was messign with coke
33. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [peace or pieces] Damn.
34. 2015-02-12 11:06:28 [half sequence] yeh, i went to the hood with some xerox 20 bills i made when i was drunk
35. 2015-02-12 11:06:36 [peace or pieces] Ib e like naaaaaaaaaaaaaahr brav you're fucked for even bringing that shit near me.
36. 2015-02-12 11:06:43 [half sequence] gave em to this solja slangin off the corner and rolled out fast
37. 2015-02-12 11:06:50 [half sequence] i didnt end up smokign the rocks
38. 2015-02-12 11:06:53 [half sequence] the next day i did
39. 2015-02-12 11:06:54 [half sequence] man
40. 2015-02-12 11:06:58 [half sequence] what a load of shit
41. 2015-02-12 11:07:11 [peace or pieces] How did you feel?
42. 2015-02-12 11:07:13 [half sequence] i came down and was so strung out wanting more
43. 2015-02-12 11:07:18 [half sequence] i felt worthless when the high ended
44. 2015-02-12 11:07:21 [half sequence] like hated myself
45. 2015-02-12 11:07:24 [half sequence] i bouhgt more tho
46. 2015-02-12 11:07:26 [peace or pieces] Nahr fuck the down.
47. 2015-02-12 11:07:30 [peace or pieces] How was the high though?
48. 2015-02-12 11:07:36 [peace or pieces] Coke buzz?
49. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [half sequence] i knew a dude in the hood that sold coke
50. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [peace or pieces] x100?
51. 2015-02-12 11:07:44 [half sequence] no its greater than a coke buzz
52. 2015-02-12 11:07:50 [half sequence] pure euphoria i lieked it
53. 2015-02-12 11:07:55 [half sequence] for only five minutes
54. 2015-02-12 11:07:57 [half sequence] its a huge rush
55. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [half sequence] and you feel the best youve ever felt
56. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [peace or pieces] Hah damn 5.
57. 2015-02-12 11:08:09 [half sequence] weightless and high
58. 2015-02-12 11:08:21 [half sequence] yeh, and after around 5 to ten minutes you start to come down
59. 2015-02-12 11:08:23 [peace or pieces] So it's worse than coke.
60. 2015-02-12 11:08:30 [peace or pieces] A load of shit.
61. 2015-02-12 11:08:31 [half sequence] a half hour afdter you stop hitting it
62. 2015-02-12 11:08:34 [half sequence] you feel worthless
63. 2015-02-12 11:08:40 [peace or pieces] HAhaaha .
64. 2015-02-12 11:08:41 [half sequence] way worse come down than coke
65. 2015-02-12 11:08:45 [half sequence] dude
66. 2015-02-12 11:08:51 [half sequence] it made me go to my solja in the hood
67. 2015-02-12 11:08:58 [half sequence] i went down a wrong road
68. 2015-02-12 11:09:09 [peace or pieces] Tsss
69. 2015-02-12 11:09:13 [half sequence] and this dude had to pull me out of the ditch with a tractor
70. 2015-02-12 11:09:16 [half sequence] i went to back out
71. 2015-02-12 11:09:20 [half sequence] and went in the ditch
72. 2015-02-12 11:09:31 [half sequence] the street the coke dealer i knew was on was hood
73. 2015-02-12 11:09:38 [half sequence] nuttin but black peeps
74. 2015-02-12 11:09:49 [half sequence] the street i was on was some redneck white people
75. 2015-02-12 11:10:16 [half sequence] this guy looked at me and asked me like 5 times "now when i go to pull yer car out it might mess it up... you sure you wantin me toooo?"
76. 2015-02-12 11:10:19 [half sequence] i was thinking
77. 2015-02-12 11:10:31 [half sequence] god damn farmer brown im on a mission to get pebbles cause im comign down
78. 2015-02-12 11:10:37 [half sequence] pull this fucker out!
79. 2015-02-12 11:10:45 [half sequence] i finally got to the dealers door
80. 2015-02-12 11:10:59 [half sequence] this guy is a massive thug dude that had cameras all over his place
81. 2015-02-12 11:11:12 [half sequence] loaked out snorting all day and slanging
82. 2015-02-12 11:11:25 [half sequence] i couldnt wait to get the rocks
83. 2015-02-12 11:11:35 [half sequence] ill never do it again
84. 2015-02-12 11:12:02 [half sequence] i can kind of understand how someone could get hooked on it
85. 2015-02-12 11:12:12 [half sequence] if i had a bunch more to sooth my want for it
86. 2015-02-12 11:12:22 [half sequence] then i would have prolly ended up hooked
87. 2015-02-12 11:12:31 [half sequence] but i couldnt bring myself to get anymore
88. 2015-02-12 11:12:52 [half sequence] when soemthing hits me that hard i take notice to where it could go
89. 2015-02-12 11:12:59 [half sequence] mcat is wild
90. 2015-02-12 11:13:27 [peace or pieces] Lmfao that story there ahahaha
91. 2015-02-12 11:13:34 [half sequence] haha yeh
92. 2015-02-12 11:13:38 [half sequence] dude to make things worse
93. 2015-02-12 11:13:44 [half sequence] it wasnt just farmer brown
94. 2015-02-12 11:13:56 [half sequence] his whole damn family and his neighbors were all out there
95. 2015-02-12 11:14:00 [half sequence] it was at least ten people
96. 2015-02-12 11:14:07 [half sequence] and i was grinding my teeth coming down
97. 2015-02-12 11:14:13 [peace or pieces] AAHAHA
98. 2015-02-12 11:14:14 [peace or pieces] Ew.
99. 2015-02-12 11:14:15 [half sequence] i drank a six pack too
100. 2015-02-12 11:14:16 [half sequence] lol
101. 2015-02-12 11:14:21 [half sequence] was half drunk
102. 2015-02-12 11:14:22 [peace or pieces] That would have been uncomfortable/.
103. 2015-02-12 11:14:28 [half sequence] it was the worst
104. 2015-02-12 11:14:31 [half sequence] u have no idea
105. 2015-02-12 11:14:32 [peace or pieces] Half drunk means you was half sober.
106. 2015-02-12 11:14:38 [peace or pieces] Knowing what was going on.
107. 2015-02-12 11:14:50 [half sequence] oh it was hard to kill that come down
108. 2015-02-12 11:14:52 [peace or pieces] Hahaha.
109. 2015-02-12 11:14:57 [half sequence] even the coke barely stopped the craving
110. 2015-02-12 11:15:17 [peace or pieces] That's fucked up haha.
111. 2015-02-12 11:15:42 [half sequence] that coke house was crazy. when i would get to the door this dude always yelled "WHO IS IT?" even with a camera on me
112. 2015-02-12 11:15:44 [half sequence] lol
113. 2015-02-12 11:15:46 [peace or pieces] Are you happy that you tried it?
114. 2015-02-12 11:15:55 [peace or pieces] In restrospect?
115. 2015-02-12 11:15:57 [half sequence] they stayed with a plate of powder in the middle of the living room
116. 2015-02-12 11:16:00 [peace or pieces] s-
117. 2015-02-12 11:16:20 [half sequence] no not really, because i determined the same thing i already knew. that crack is retardo
118. 2015-02-12 11:16:23 [peace or pieces] Hahaha paranoid cats.
119. 2015-02-12 11:16:37 [half sequence] yeh, this dude stayed in jail
120. 2015-02-12 11:16:54 [half sequence] all my other boys would tell me stories bout him in jail
121. 2015-02-12 11:17:01 [half sequence] he was getting coke in jail and selling it
122. 2015-02-12 11:17:18 [half sequence] he slapped my one homie for preaching too much when he came down off soem shit and wouldnt get out his cell
123. 2015-02-12 11:17:32 [half sequence] lol
124. 2015-02-12 11:17:51 [peace or pieces] Heh.
125. 2015-02-12 11:18:01 [peace or pieces] Dramatic guy.
126. 2015-02-12 11:18:02 [half sequence] my boy of course didnt do nuttin... this dude was big. like a gorilla
127. 2015-02-12 11:18:21 [half sequence] the dude he slapped aint small
128. 2015-02-12 11:18:27 [half sequence] i fought him at a hotel once
129. 2015-02-12 11:18:38 [half sequence] wouldnt leave this girl alone while she was sleeping
130. 2015-02-12 11:18:58 [half sequence] we tangled up at 8pm with tons of kids in the pool havin fun
131. 2015-02-12 11:19:07 [half sequence] the cleaning ladies were going nuts
132. 2015-02-12 11:19:12 [half sequence] we riled that whole place
133. 2015-02-12 11:20:07 [half sequence] cokes a wild drug
134. 2015-02-12 11:20:08 [half sequence] lol
2. 2015-02-12 11:02:11 [peace or pieces] Uh huh.
3. 2015-02-12 11:02:14 [half sequence] the us and aus and you guys etc
4. 2015-02-12 11:02:20 [half sequence] have had plenty of meet ups
5. 2015-02-12 11:02:24 [half sequence] to solve this problem
6. 2015-02-12 11:02:37 [peace or pieces] As much as a lot of stuff gets through.
7. 2015-02-12 11:02:42 [peace or pieces] The majority doesn't.
8. 2015-02-12 11:02:46 [half sequence] they will be putting new protocols into place with new technology to stop all the drugs beign mails
9. 2015-02-12 11:02:52 [peace or pieces] So they say .
10. 2015-02-12 11:02:57 [half sequence] yeh
11. 2015-02-12 11:03:14 [half sequence] but id keep my orders comign through customs to just weed or maybe hash
12. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [peace or pieces] I like how suppliers bombard customs with multiple packages.
13. 2015-02-12 11:03:25 [half sequence] serious jail time racks up when its heavier
14. 2015-02-12 11:03:30 [peace or pieces] Almsot decoy packages.
15. 2015-02-12 11:04:43 [half sequence] the blow i got was on point, but i did realize once again that even great coke sucks
16. 2015-02-12 11:04:46 [half sequence] lol
17. 2015-02-12 11:04:58 [peace or pieces] Hahaha yeah.
18. 2015-02-12 11:05:01 [half sequence] i had a tiem with it when i was younger. i got into it
19. 2015-02-12 11:05:13 [half sequence] i dotn think it will ever be as cool as when i got into it at first
20. 2015-02-12 11:05:18 [peace or pieces] except it's price.
21. 2015-02-12 11:05:19 [half sequence] no matter what purity
22. 2015-02-12 11:05:24 [half sequence] yes
23. 2015-02-12 11:05:32 [half sequence] see if it was free, then sure, who could complain
24. 2015-02-12 11:05:40 [peace or pieces] Hah.
25. 2015-02-12 11:05:43 [peace or pieces] Yeah well.
26. 2015-02-12 11:05:53 [peace or pieces] Let's smoke CRACK!!!!
27. 2015-02-12 11:05:55 [peace or pieces] INSTEAD
28. 2015-02-12 11:05:57 [peace or pieces] Not really.
29. 2015-02-12 11:06:03 [half sequence] man, i smoked that shti before
30. 2015-02-12 11:06:05 [half sequence] once
31. 2015-02-12 11:06:08 [peace or pieces] Whaaaat?
32. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [half sequence] when i was messign with coke
33. 2015-02-12 11:06:13 [peace or pieces] Damn.
34. 2015-02-12 11:06:28 [half sequence] yeh, i went to the hood with some xerox 20 bills i made when i was drunk
35. 2015-02-12 11:06:36 [peace or pieces] Ib e like naaaaaaaaaaaaaahr brav you're fucked for even bringing that shit near me.
36. 2015-02-12 11:06:43 [half sequence] gave em to this solja slangin off the corner and rolled out fast
37. 2015-02-12 11:06:50 [half sequence] i didnt end up smokign the rocks
38. 2015-02-12 11:06:53 [half sequence] the next day i did
39. 2015-02-12 11:06:54 [half sequence] man
40. 2015-02-12 11:06:58 [half sequence] what a load of shit
41. 2015-02-12 11:07:11 [peace or pieces] How did you feel?
42. 2015-02-12 11:07:13 [half sequence] i came down and was so strung out wanting more
43. 2015-02-12 11:07:18 [half sequence] i felt worthless when the high ended
44. 2015-02-12 11:07:21 [half sequence] like hated myself
45. 2015-02-12 11:07:24 [half sequence] i bouhgt more tho
46. 2015-02-12 11:07:26 [peace or pieces] Nahr fuck the down.
47. 2015-02-12 11:07:30 [peace or pieces] How was the high though?
48. 2015-02-12 11:07:36 [peace or pieces] Coke buzz?
49. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [half sequence] i knew a dude in the hood that sold coke
50. 2015-02-12 11:07:39 [peace or pieces] x100?
51. 2015-02-12 11:07:44 [half sequence] no its greater than a coke buzz
52. 2015-02-12 11:07:50 [half sequence] pure euphoria i lieked it
53. 2015-02-12 11:07:55 [half sequence] for only five minutes
54. 2015-02-12 11:07:57 [half sequence] its a huge rush
55. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [half sequence] and you feel the best youve ever felt
56. 2015-02-12 11:08:04 [peace or pieces] Hah damn 5.
57. 2015-02-12 11:08:09 [half sequence] weightless and high
58. 2015-02-12 11:08:21 [half sequence] yeh, and after around 5 to ten minutes you start to come down
59. 2015-02-12 11:08:23 [peace or pieces] So it's worse than coke.
60. 2015-02-12 11:08:30 [peace or pieces] A load of shit.
61. 2015-02-12 11:08:31 [half sequence] a half hour afdter you stop hitting it
62. 2015-02-12 11:08:34 [half sequence] you feel worthless
63. 2015-02-12 11:08:40 [peace or pieces] HAhaaha .
64. 2015-02-12 11:08:41 [half sequence] way worse come down than coke
65. 2015-02-12 11:08:45 [half sequence] dude
66. 2015-02-12 11:08:51 [half sequence] it made me go to my solja in the hood
67. 2015-02-12 11:08:58 [half sequence] i went down a wrong road
68. 2015-02-12 11:09:09 [peace or pieces] Tsss
69. 2015-02-12 11:09:13 [half sequence] and this dude had to pull me out of the ditch with a tractor
70. 2015-02-12 11:09:16 [half sequence] i went to back out
71. 2015-02-12 11:09:20 [half sequence] and went in the ditch
72. 2015-02-12 11:09:31 [half sequence] the street the coke dealer i knew was on was hood
73. 2015-02-12 11:09:38 [half sequence] nuttin but black peeps
74. 2015-02-12 11:09:49 [half sequence] the street i was on was some redneck white people
75. 2015-02-12 11:10:16 [half sequence] this guy looked at me and asked me like 5 times "now when i go to pull yer car out it might mess it up... you sure you wantin me toooo?"
76. 2015-02-12 11:10:19 [half sequence] i was thinking
77. 2015-02-12 11:10:31 [half sequence] god damn farmer brown im on a mission to get pebbles cause im comign down
78. 2015-02-12 11:10:37 [half sequence] pull this fucker out!
79. 2015-02-12 11:10:45 [half sequence] i finally got to the dealers door
80. 2015-02-12 11:10:59 [half sequence] this guy is a massive thug dude that had cameras all over his place
81. 2015-02-12 11:11:12 [half sequence] loaked out snorting all day and slanging
82. 2015-02-12 11:11:25 [half sequence] i couldnt wait to get the rocks
83. 2015-02-12 11:11:35 [half sequence] ill never do it again
84. 2015-02-12 11:12:02 [half sequence] i can kind of understand how someone could get hooked on it
85. 2015-02-12 11:12:12 [half sequence] if i had a bunch more to sooth my want for it
86. 2015-02-12 11:12:22 [half sequence] then i would have prolly ended up hooked
87. 2015-02-12 11:12:31 [half sequence] but i couldnt bring myself to get anymore
88. 2015-02-12 11:12:52 [half sequence] when soemthing hits me that hard i take notice to where it could go
89. 2015-02-12 11:12:59 [half sequence] mcat is wild
90. 2015-02-12 11:13:27 [peace or pieces] Lmfao that story there ahahaha
91. 2015-02-12 11:13:34 [half sequence] haha yeh
92. 2015-02-12 11:13:38 [half sequence] dude to make things worse
93. 2015-02-12 11:13:44 [half sequence] it wasnt just farmer brown
94. 2015-02-12 11:13:56 [half sequence] his whole damn family and his neighbors were all out there
95. 2015-02-12 11:14:00 [half sequence] it was at least ten people
96. 2015-02-12 11:14:07 [half sequence] and i was grinding my teeth coming down
97. 2015-02-12 11:14:13 [peace or pieces] AAHAHA
98. 2015-02-12 11:14:14 [peace or pieces] Ew.
99. 2015-02-12 11:14:15 [half sequence] i drank a six pack too
100. 2015-02-12 11:14:16 [half sequence] lol
101. 2015-02-12 11:14:21 [half sequence] was half drunk
102. 2015-02-12 11:14:22 [peace or pieces] That would have been uncomfortable/.
103. 2015-02-12 11:14:28 [half sequence] it was the worst
104. 2015-02-12 11:14:31 [half sequence] u have no idea
105. 2015-02-12 11:14:32 [peace or pieces] Half drunk means you was half sober.
106. 2015-02-12 11:14:38 [peace or pieces] Knowing what was going on.
107. 2015-02-12 11:14:50 [half sequence] oh it was hard to kill that come down
108. 2015-02-12 11:14:52 [peace or pieces] Hahaha.
109. 2015-02-12 11:14:57 [half sequence] even the coke barely stopped the craving
110. 2015-02-12 11:15:17 [peace or pieces] That's fucked up haha.
111. 2015-02-12 11:15:42 [half sequence] that coke house was crazy. when i would get to the door this dude always yelled "WHO IS IT?" even with a camera on me
112. 2015-02-12 11:15:44 [half sequence] lol
113. 2015-02-12 11:15:46 [peace or pieces] Are you happy that you tried it?
114. 2015-02-12 11:15:55 [peace or pieces] In restrospect?
115. 2015-02-12 11:15:57 [half sequence] they stayed with a plate of powder in the middle of the living room
116. 2015-02-12 11:16:00 [peace or pieces] s-
117. 2015-02-12 11:16:20 [half sequence] no not really, because i determined the same thing i already knew. that crack is retardo
118. 2015-02-12 11:16:23 [peace or pieces] Hahaha paranoid cats.
119. 2015-02-12 11:16:37 [half sequence] yeh, this dude stayed in jail
120. 2015-02-12 11:16:54 [half sequence] all my other boys would tell me stories bout him in jail
121. 2015-02-12 11:17:01 [half sequence] he was getting coke in jail and selling it
122. 2015-02-12 11:17:18 [half sequence] he slapped my one homie for preaching too much when he came down off soem shit and wouldnt get out his cell
123. 2015-02-12 11:17:32 [half sequence] lol
124. 2015-02-12 11:17:51 [peace or pieces] Heh.
125. 2015-02-12 11:18:01 [peace or pieces] Dramatic guy.
126. 2015-02-12 11:18:02 [half sequence] my boy of course didnt do nuttin... this dude was big. like a gorilla
127. 2015-02-12 11:18:21 [half sequence] the dude he slapped aint small
128. 2015-02-12 11:18:27 [half sequence] i fought him at a hotel once
129. 2015-02-12 11:18:38 [half sequence] wouldnt leave this girl alone while she was sleeping
130. 2015-02-12 11:18:58 [half sequence] we tangled up at 8pm with tons of kids in the pool havin fun
131. 2015-02-12 11:19:07 [half sequence] the cleaning ladies were going nuts
132. 2015-02-12 11:19:12 [half sequence] we riled that whole place
133. 2015-02-12 11:20:07 [half sequence] cokes a wild drug
134. 2015-02-12 11:20:08 [half sequence] lol
Witchhouse and the KFC men
Witchhouse comes back from her job and immediately logs on to Soulseek. Right away she picks up the phone and calls KFC to order chicken and rice via home delivery service. After announcing this on chat, she aks the pussy-whipped Steadfast to send her pictures of his dick. She then downloads Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club since she is the biggest Asian fan of black movies on the planet. Then the KFC delivery man arrives and she pays him for it. Witchhouse then proceeds to eat the KFC chicken and makes a crude remark about the chicken resembling a penis, then watches the Tyler Perry movie and types on Soulseek and asks Crazy Dan Glazini aka Kb_Fizz to send her pics of his dick while typing another fanfic story about Shaka. Witchhouse then gets into a fight with Noway about Emilia Clarke, insisting she's "generic" compared to Julia Roberts. This leads to Witchhouse making an announcement: "imma watch Pretty Woman for the 87th time." She then pulls out her Pretty Woman DVD and proceeds to watch it while using slsk, quoting all the lines from beginning to end: "What happens after Fooey climbs up the tower and rescued me? He rescues me right back, then shows his cock cock cock cock." She then takes out another Julia Roberts DVD, Notting Hill, and proceeds to watch it for the 32nd time. While watching it she feverishly masturbates to Julia Roberts’ horse-shaped mouth and says, breathlessly, “I’m just a girl...standing in front of Steadfast...asking him to show me his cawk, and guzzle his precum. lol." Next up, she's going to watch another movie. "imma watch Precious again. I wish I was a fat black woman. omg. so sad." While watching Precious, she starts up again: "noway, do u like Gabourey Sibide? she's prettier than Mary Elizabeth Winstead." "No." "omg u so racist!" "She's fat. I don't like fat women." "shuddup u sexist, go lick chris colfer's boyrose
Noway's Favorite Time
Noway smiles like a tard as he watches Glee. They're covering his favorite song ever. Chris Colfer, his God, his total crushworthy idol, is singing Peacock by Katy amazeballs Perry. "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock, your peacock" Chris sings. The arrangement has turned the pop track into a plaintive ballad a'la Songbird by Fleetwood Mac. Noway feels tears falling, rolling down his cheeks like diamonds of emotions. He is turned on. He opens his zipper and he uses his tears as fap lube.
Noway's Fantasy
Noway watches Glee and his brows are furrowed. He has waited for 30 mins for his favorite to appear but the episode seems to be focused on the main female character. He wants to see Chris Colfer and he doesn't seem to be in the show. His penis is flaccid, soft like a snail, it's actually going inside his body, like a turtle's head. Then just as he is giving up on his life, Chris Colfer appears, shirtless, just out of the shower, singing Beyonce's Halo and Noway's penis extends to its full 4 inches. His smile is as wide as his wet butthole.
Normal Fantasy
[Mar 7 5:29:51 pm][noway1987] i did one for spir
[Mar 7 5:29:58 pm][noway1987] but it's based in reality
[Mar 7 5:30:02 pm][noway1987] not sick fantasies
[Mar 7 5:30:07 pm][noway1987] Spir gets on a BART train to take into San Francisco to meet The Donut Man. While on the public train she listens to ambient music and posts as 'spir child' on goseek. She gets off in Haight-Asbury and walks up to the store called The Vegan Donut. There she meets The Donut Man, who wil not tell Spir his real name. Donut Man is a tall 50-year-old who looks like a cross between Tim Burton and Howard Stern, and he is smoking a weed joint. He hands Spir some weed and they share a cigarette together. 30 minutes later, after the two of them have sex, Donut Man gets out a camera and starts videotaping Spir eating vegan donuts.
[Mar 7 5:29:58 pm][noway1987] but it's based in reality
[Mar 7 5:30:02 pm][noway1987] not sick fantasies
[Mar 7 5:30:07 pm][noway1987] Spir gets on a BART train to take into San Francisco to meet The Donut Man. While on the public train she listens to ambient music and posts as 'spir child' on goseek. She gets off in Haight-Asbury and walks up to the store called The Vegan Donut. There she meets The Donut Man, who wil not tell Spir his real name. Donut Man is a tall 50-year-old who looks like a cross between Tim Burton and Howard Stern, and he is smoking a weed joint. He hands Spir some weed and they share a cigarette together. 30 minutes later, after the two of them have sex, Donut Man gets out a camera and starts videotaping Spir eating vegan donuts.
THOUGH
[Nov 29 3:08:55 pm][akazukin] why did you stick around for all of this though
[Nov 29 3:09:21 pm][akazukin] she did ask me if we ever did anything though
[Nov 29 3:10:33 pm][akazukin] you met on here though?
[Dec 6 7:58:23 pm][akazukin] i wanted to get 2x each though
[Dec 6 8:09:19 pm][akazukin] didn't care though
[Dec 6 9:11:35 pm][akazukin] i don't think i want to though
[Dec 9 3:51:43 pm][akazukin] really, getting $4 just to flash your cunny though
[Dec 9 3:56:56 pm][akazukin] idk whatever though
[Dec 13 1:59:58 pm][akazukin] what is with this using two names thing though
[Dec 13 2:06:11 pm][akazukin] i'm not in america though
[Dec 13 2:12:14 pm][akazukin] manute bol sucked though
[Dec 13 2:13:27 pm][akazukin] he sucked though
[Dec 14 12:47:51 pm][akazukin] i think that got cancelled though
[Dec 25 12:56:22 pm][akazukin] the kid getting shot was funny though
[Dec 27 6:45:54 pm][akazukin] the devil you don't is shit though
[Dec 28 2:31:33 pm][akazukin] nah, akazukin hardcore garbage fan since she was 10 though
[Dec 28 2:32:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Dec 28 2:34:38 pm][akazukin] i'm not ugly though
[Dec 28 2:43:47 pm][akazukin] nah, movie sucks though
[Dec 29 3:25:49 pm][akazukin] mostly outside though
[Dec 29 3:44:05 pm][akazukin] i don't have a ticket though
[Dec 29 4:11:45 pm][akazukin] i thought they were taller though
[Dec 29 4:18:10 pm][akazukin] aren't they usually acting like bitches though?
[Dec 31 6:56:52 pm][akazukin] your concern is noted though
[Jan 1 4:30:21 pm][akazukin] yeah, it's not cute though
[Jan 1 4:34:42 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Jan 1 4:53:39 pm][akazukin] it wasn't just me though
[Jan 1 4:55:04 pm][akazukin] yeah, i'm pretty sure that shoe doesn't fit though
[Jan 1 5:09:13 pm][akazukin] i don't care about japanese culture though
[Jan 1 5:21:48 pm][akazukin] nah, i'm not though
[Jan 3 10:20:31 am][akazukin] they suck though
[Jan 3 12:04:03 pm][akazukin] i don't really put much out there though
[Jan 3 12:04:36 pm][akazukin] you don't know shit else though
[Jan 3 12:24:07 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:18:39 pm][akazukin] you're not even white though
[Jan 3 4:27:16 pm][akazukin] i'm not a fat whore though
[Jan 3 4:34:00 pm][akazukin] that's not what i said though
[Jan 3 4:52:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:53:27 pm][7EV] 11:53][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Nov 29 3:09:21 pm][akazukin] she did ask me if we ever did anything though
[Nov 29 3:10:33 pm][akazukin] you met on here though?
[Dec 6 7:58:23 pm][akazukin] i wanted to get 2x each though
[Dec 6 8:09:19 pm][akazukin] didn't care though
[Dec 6 9:11:35 pm][akazukin] i don't think i want to though
[Dec 9 3:51:43 pm][akazukin] really, getting $4 just to flash your cunny though
[Dec 9 3:56:56 pm][akazukin] idk whatever though
[Dec 13 1:59:58 pm][akazukin] what is with this using two names thing though
[Dec 13 2:06:11 pm][akazukin] i'm not in america though
[Dec 13 2:12:14 pm][akazukin] manute bol sucked though
[Dec 13 2:13:27 pm][akazukin] he sucked though
[Dec 14 12:47:51 pm][akazukin] i think that got cancelled though
[Dec 25 12:56:22 pm][akazukin] the kid getting shot was funny though
[Dec 27 6:45:54 pm][akazukin] the devil you don't is shit though
[Dec 28 2:31:33 pm][akazukin] nah, akazukin hardcore garbage fan since she was 10 though
[Dec 28 2:32:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Dec 28 2:34:38 pm][akazukin] i'm not ugly though
[Dec 28 2:43:47 pm][akazukin] nah, movie sucks though
[Dec 29 3:25:49 pm][akazukin] mostly outside though
[Dec 29 3:44:05 pm][akazukin] i don't have a ticket though
[Dec 29 4:11:45 pm][akazukin] i thought they were taller though
[Dec 29 4:18:10 pm][akazukin] aren't they usually acting like bitches though?
[Dec 31 6:56:52 pm][akazukin] your concern is noted though
[Jan 1 4:30:21 pm][akazukin] yeah, it's not cute though
[Jan 1 4:34:42 pm][akazukin] i'm not though
[Jan 1 4:53:39 pm][akazukin] it wasn't just me though
[Jan 1 4:55:04 pm][akazukin] yeah, i'm pretty sure that shoe doesn't fit though
[Jan 1 5:09:13 pm][akazukin] i don't care about japanese culture though
[Jan 1 5:21:48 pm][akazukin] nah, i'm not though
[Jan 3 10:20:31 am][akazukin] they suck though
[Jan 3 12:04:03 pm][akazukin] i don't really put much out there though
[Jan 3 12:04:36 pm][akazukin] you don't know shit else though
[Jan 3 12:24:07 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:18:39 pm][akazukin] you're not even white though
[Jan 3 4:27:16 pm][akazukin] i'm not a fat whore though
[Jan 3 4:34:00 pm][akazukin] that's not what i said though
[Jan 3 4:52:57 pm][akazukin] i'm not fat though
[Jan 3 4:53:27 pm][7EV] 11:53][akazukin] i'm not fat though
BUT OK
[Dec 27 5:35:10 pm][akazukin] probably not but ok
[Jan 1 4:27:02 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Jan 10 8:04:18 pm][akazukin] .....nah but ok
[Jan 24 4:56:04 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 5 6:13:08 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 5 6:15:27 pm][akazukin] idk how you're coming to that conclusion but ok
[Feb 5 6:23:08 pm][akazukin] yeaaaah doubt that'd happen but ok
[Feb 9 7:19:22 pm][akazukin] but ok
[Feb 11 6:21:04 pm] * akazukin would have more respect for working in a subway station but ok
[Feb 15 6:25:44 pm][akazukin] um... i'm not but ok
[Mar 8 12:13:57 pm][akazukin] i don't recall this but ok
[Mar 8 12:14:41 pm][akazukin] that's not quite how it went but ok
[Mar 8 4:57:12 pm][akazukin] but ok
spir = denise
[Feb 21 12:08:45 pm][noway1987] spir=denise
[Feb 21 12:12:39 pm][noway1987] spir=denise
[Feb 22 12:29:53 pm][noway1987] [spir=denise]
[Feb 22 9:16:47 pm][noway1987] spir=denise
Noway's fantasy
A plane touches down at Heathrow Airport. Lizzy walks off the tarmac, and calls NOWAY on her cellphone. "NOWAY, GUESS WHERE I AM? I'M IN LONDON AT HEATHROW AIRPORT." NOWAY is annoyed: "Fuck off, Lizzy. You're shitting me." Lizzy continues ."I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. COME DOWN TO HEATHROW AND SEE. I'LL MEET YOU HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK, WHICH 23 MINUTES FROM NOW." NOWAY is getting pissed, "Lizzy, I already told you..." Lizzy: "YOU LOVE ME. YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE SOON. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME." NOWAY hangs up, and Lizzy starts walking around the airport looking angry.
Lizzy walks up to a desk, where a tall, curvy blonde is. She has on a name tag which says her name is Janice. Lizzy says to Janice: "I'M HERE TO MEET NOWAY. MAN I MET ON INTERNET WHO SAID HE'D MEET ME HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK." Janice looks clearly surprised. "What's your name?" "I'M LIZBETH QUIROZ OF SANTIAGO, CHILE. NOWAY IS TALL, 25 YEARS OLD MAN. HE LOOK LIKE LEAD SINGER FROM RADIOHEAD." Janice is getting irritated: "Okay, what exactly is your point? What do you want us to say or do?" Liz, being the utter imbecile she is, continues: "TELL HIM I'M HERE ONLY FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OF FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE, NOT FOR KIDDING." Janice is at a loss for words. "I understand your English isn't very good, Miss Quinoz..Qui...what was it?" Lizzy finally snaps: "I AM LIZZYTA. YOU ARE ONLY TO REFER TO ME AS THE LIZZYTA, 'CAUSE I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE!"
Janice is really annoyed: "You're a fucking psycho woman. If you don't stop now I am going to call security on you. Did you ever think for a minute that this NOWAY guy doesn't want to see you because of this attitude?" Lizzy: "NOWAY SAID HE'D MEET ME HERE. I TALKED WITH HIM ON PHONE A FEW MINUTES AGO. HE SAID HE WOULD BE HERE!" Janice motions for airport security, and they then drag Liz away from the desk. The short, fat Chilean with frizzy hair then starts angrily hitting the officers and then breaks free. "LET ME GO, I'M GONNA TALK TO NOWAY!" Lizzy then runs up to Janice and starts yelling a string of obscenities at her, calling her an "UGLY BITCH!" Janice: "Ugly? Look who's talking. You're a fat Chilean midget with hair loss. Not even your mummy would think you're beautiful." Lizzy then tries to grab Janice's neck, but Janice takes off her high heel shoe and hits Lizzy over the head with it. "Give her some tranquilizer."
Noway's Formula
[0:04:34][Jan74] he eats 2 sandwiches a day, chats on slsk, and chats about chatting on slsk
[0:04:37][Jan74] repeat for 10 years.
Squiggy / Matt Misso
[19:34:25][Filthdrive] i think squiggy doesn't have a whole body, i picture him as a head in a jar attached to a voice recognition device which is logged onto slsk
Marzipan / Marissa - The Biggest Insult
15:57:04][csquigger] Marzipan I have never stooped low enough to bop you
All About Noway1987 / Charles Rogan
[21:03:18][Jan74] he talks about chicks here
[21:03:30][Jan74] and sometimes, oddly, about chicks nobody here knows about
[21:03:34][Jan74] random girls he found online
[21:04:44][Jan74] like he spent 6 months blabbing incessantly about a Brazilian emo girl he found online when he couldn't even understand wtf she was typing
Marcel / Marcy / Cherus / Seraphim = Completely Owned!
[21:03:30][One Life One Love One King] 16:02][seraphim] i've been in the psych ward before <------ well obv, youre not right in the head. look at you, youre a dude who dances around in the mirror pretending to be a girl with a cock and green text "flips hair" a million times a day on slsk to portray some "fem image"
Sweat, Sex and Tears
[Jan 4 8:13:22 pm][spir] well anyway
[Jan 4 8:13:55 pm][spir] I smell like sex
[Jan 4 8:13:58 pm][spir] and sweat
[Jan 4 8:14:00 pm][spir] and tears
[Jan 20 6:35:08 pm][spir] theres something wrong with my asshole
[Jan 20 6:35:11 pm][spir] it's like raw
[Jan 20 6:35:31 pm][spir] it's like the perfect storm of stuff
[Jan 20 6:35:44 pm][spir] and now the infected skin isn't really healing
[Jan 20 6:36:04 pm][spir] just thought I would mention that
[Jan 20 6:36:23 pm][spir] yeah I've been fasting
[Jan 20 6:36:36 pm][spir] my dude is gone for five days
[Jan 20 6:36:54 pm][spir] when he gets back we're taking a trip to L.A.
[Jan 20 6:37:07 pm][spir] I hope my asshole heals by then!
[Jan 20 6:37:25 pm][spir] pf
[Jan 20 6:37:42 pm][spir] the day I used baby wipes on my broken skin is the day I will get butthole cancer
[Jan 20 6:38:07 pm][spir] is that 7EV on sherm
[Jan 20 6:38:29 pm][spir] kinky
[Jan 20 6:39:04 pm][spir] ah, the test
[Jan 20 6:39:37 pm][spir] school starts tomorrow
[Jan 20 6:39:59 pm][spir] irl f2f
[Jan 20 6:40:00 pm][spir] shit
[Jan 20 6:40:08 pm][spir] locked in until may
[Jan 20 6:40:24 pm][spir] I'm scared to poop now
[Jan 20 6:40:27 pm][spir] it's going to hurt
[Jan 20 6:40:46 pm][spir] I was thinking about putting some yogurt on my ass
[Jan 20 6:41:12 pm][spir] yogurt has restored my vagina before
[Jan 20 6:41:43 pm][spir] I told someone about that and they're like "should you really be putting dairy down there"
[Jan 20 6:42:02 pm][spir] and it does sound bad
[Jan 20 6:42:05 pm][spir] but it's fine
[Jan 20 6:42:36 pm][spir] I have 99%
[Jan 20 6:42:39 pm][spir] lactose free
[Jan 20 6:42:40 pm][spir] kefir
[Jan 4 8:13:55 pm][spir] I smell like sex
[Jan 4 8:13:58 pm][spir] and sweat
[Jan 4 8:14:00 pm][spir] and tears
[Jan 20 6:35:08 pm][spir] theres something wrong with my asshole
[Jan 20 6:35:11 pm][spir] it's like raw
[Jan 20 6:35:31 pm][spir] it's like the perfect storm of stuff
[Jan 20 6:35:44 pm][spir] and now the infected skin isn't really healing
[Jan 20 6:36:04 pm][spir] just thought I would mention that
[Jan 20 6:36:23 pm][spir] yeah I've been fasting
[Jan 20 6:36:36 pm][spir] my dude is gone for five days
[Jan 20 6:36:54 pm][spir] when he gets back we're taking a trip to L.A.
[Jan 20 6:37:07 pm][spir] I hope my asshole heals by then!
[Jan 20 6:37:25 pm][spir] pf
[Jan 20 6:37:42 pm][spir] the day I used baby wipes on my broken skin is the day I will get butthole cancer
[Jan 20 6:38:07 pm][spir] is that 7EV on sherm
[Jan 20 6:38:29 pm][spir] kinky
[Jan 20 6:39:04 pm][spir] ah, the test
[Jan 20 6:39:37 pm][spir] school starts tomorrow
[Jan 20 6:39:59 pm][spir] irl f2f
[Jan 20 6:40:00 pm][spir] shit
[Jan 20 6:40:08 pm][spir] locked in until may
[Jan 20 6:40:24 pm][spir] I'm scared to poop now
[Jan 20 6:40:27 pm][spir] it's going to hurt
[Jan 20 6:40:46 pm][spir] I was thinking about putting some yogurt on my ass
[Jan 20 6:41:12 pm][spir] yogurt has restored my vagina before
[Jan 20 6:41:43 pm][spir] I told someone about that and they're like "should you really be putting dairy down there"
[Jan 20 6:42:02 pm][spir] and it does sound bad
[Jan 20 6:42:05 pm][spir] but it's fine
[Jan 20 6:42:36 pm][spir] I have 99%
[Jan 20 6:42:39 pm][spir] lactose free
[Jan 20 6:42:40 pm][spir] kefir
Fooey / Daniel
Fooey (real name Daniel) is a lonely 20 something Soulseek who's been stuck in a rut his whole life. He is unable to attract females or males in real life and has extremely low self esteem. Recently he met a Philipino man online who calls himself Witchhouse and claims to be female. Fooey fell in love with Witchhouse, even without Witchhouse providing pictures which shows how low his self esteem really is.
Fooey has stated he has a good job and is college educated but he still manages to chat 18 + hours a day.
We can see in one of the below pictures Fooey crying in an affected manner over Witchhouse. Again, this shows how much of a pussy Daniel is.
https://soundcloud.com/beaubrum
Fooey has stated he has a good job and is college educated but he still manages to chat 18 + hours a day.
We can see in one of the below pictures Fooey crying in an affected manner over Witchhouse. Again, this shows how much of a pussy Daniel is.
https://soundcloud.com/beaubrum
Gary Glitter's Place
[Tommy Terror] The girl said she was scared because Gary Glitter's mansion smelled of everything new and leather.
Geopolitical Warfare
[goats in coats] charles rogan daydreams of geopolitical warfare as pistachio ice cream slowly climbs down his miserable autistic chin
Witchhouse Exposed 2015
Witchhouse is a Filipino who's real name is unknown as of yet. She has claimed her name is Mia (a play on the name Maya - a character from the show Pretty Little Liars). She used to chat as prettylittleliar because she is a fan of the show Pretty Little Liars. There is a character in the show called Mia and this is where Witchhouse got that name from. She is very protective of her identity and refuses to show any pictures.
She is in her 30s and writes fanfiction that revolves around a chatroom, works for Amazon and makes extra money running ammy scams. She somehow finds time to also record music on Soundcloud and watch movies while chatting.
Witchhouse is also extremely obsessed with dicks, always asking male chatters to send them penis photos for her "calendar". She has an odd obsession with Charles Rogan aka noway1987 - although he is a confirmed heterosexual, she has written a multitude of increasingly dumb slashfic stories about him, often involving the androgynous gay kid from Glee and chatters Ricky (whose sexuality is a mystery) and Shaka (who is an admitted tranny-chaser). She also dislikes Rogan's taste in women, dismissing actresses and chatters he has crushes on as "generic" and says they don't compare to the likes of Julia Roberts and even Queen Latifah.
A year ago her fanfic stories involved Rogan raping and then killing/mutilating Spir, but in recent month her stories have become gay, peppered with her favorite word "precum". Why Witchhouse acts like a frigid, shallow, 50 Shades of Grey fan is hard to tell. She is very catty as well, typing like a 15-year-old mean girl ("omg" and "gawd" are popular WH sentences). WH is also a huge fan of Lena Dunham and her TV show Girls, and considers it and Sex and the City the two best TV shows of all time. All of this does make her come across sometimes as a flamboyant gay guy impersonating a shallow teen chick online.
Witchhouse has also had a longtime obsession with fooey, yet another sexually ambiguous chatter.
Noway's Spir Obsession
[Oct 31 9:10:24 pm][noway1987] "spir stole the qoncept's love"
[Oct 31 9:13:04 pm][noway1987] that girl is spir
[Oct 31 9:14:03 pm][noway1987] what do you think of that spir pic
[Nov 1 11:50:46 am][noway1987] someone calling spir a "little boy" is too funny
[Nov 1 11:51:53 am][noway1987] calling spir "THE LITTLE BOY"
[Nov 15 5:24:04 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Nov 15 5:27:45 pm][noway1987] spir doesn't do it
[Nov 16 11:13:25 pm][noway1987] did you see that video of spir eating a pickle
[Nov 30 10:46:59 pm][Marius-UnderFakern] [16:29][noway1987] lol remember spir child [16:29][noway1987] one of the many xxspir names [16:29][noway1987] xxspir = spir on goseek [16:30][noway1987] xxspir/spir child [16:30][noway1987] /spir on public trans/spir on bike [16:31][noway1987] lol "spir child" [16:34][noway1987] where is spir [16:34][noway1987] i wanted spir to wish me happy bday
[Dec 13 6:36:01 pm][noway1987] what about 'spir child'
[Dec 13 9:25:23 pm][noway1987] spir's donut man
[Dec 13 9:28:37 pm][noway1987] spir said she's still dating the donut man
[Dec 13 11:51:54 pm][noway1987] has spir seen the guy lately
[Dec 13 11:52:04 pm][noway1987] spir child
[Dec 13 11:52:50 pm][noway1987] spir did shoot herself molesting a pickle
[Dec 13 11:53:11 pm][noway1987] it looked like spir was giving the pickle a bj
[Dec 13 11:54:23 pm][noway1987] lol spir
[Dec 13 11:57:26 pm][noway1987] spir
[Dec 14 12:02:23 am][noway1987] lol spir
[Dec 14 12:04:47 am][noway1987] spir
[Dec 20 11:48:34 pm][noway1987] can you imagine spir in lord of the rings
[Dec 20 11:50:09 pm][noway1987] spir does have an elfish face
[Dec 23 12:02:16 am][noway1987] [spir and her special children]
[Dec 23 8:11:10 pm][noway1987] arwen spir
[Dec 23 8:11:27 pm][noway1987] spir looks like arwen's siser
[Dec 23 8:12:01 pm][noway1987] spir is like 110 lbs
[Dec 24 4:06:05 pm][noway1987] spir elf
[Dec 27 8:16:52 pm][noway1987] marius insists it was spir that turned him against me
[Dec 27 8:17:12 pm][ricky clau$] ] [19:58][noway1987] i had considered dating spir [19:58][noway1987] but i gave up that idea
[Dec 27 10:51:37 pm][noway1987] righta round the time of spir
[Dec 28 11:23:54 pm][noway1987] in-spir-ation
[Dec 28 11:31:27 pm][noway1987] patricia looks spir-esque with dark hair in the movie
[Dec 29 10:31:42 am][noway1987] how was your xmas spir
[Dec 29 10:32:33 am][noway1987] i found the video of spir with the cool whip
[Dec 29 10:35:32 am][noway1987] spir spraying that in her mouth
[Dec 29 10:39:08 am][noway1987] so you saw the video of spir with the whip cream can
[Dec 29 5:11:30 pm][noway1987] she looks spirish there
[Dec 29 5:12:03 pm][noway1987] there' sa video of spir spraying cool whip in her mouth
[Dec 29 5:12:59 pm][noway1987] spir having fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--U1-tI-cg&list=UUndX0qEtDanCpNTY2UHmaYw
[Dec 29 5:14:29 pm][noway1987] that spir video
[Dec 29 5:15:12 pm][noway1987] spir and the pickle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSoFkmtAbo
[Jan 5 10:13:24 pm][noway1987] [03May2014 spir child] sassperilla
[Jan 5 10:13:28 pm][noway1987] [03May2014 spir child] i wonder if its a hot cowboy dude?
[Jan 5 10:13:41 pm][noway1987] i don't know what spir was referring to
[Jan 5 10:14:18 pm][noway1987] nowadays spir goes to see the donut guy
[Jan 5 10:14:37 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans] i'm going to look out the window and listen to music
[Jan 5 10:15:18 pm][noway1987] i have spir as "spir child" in it
[Jan 5 10:18:32 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans] I'm going to look out the window and listen to music [noway1987] (at heathrow airport) Liz: 'I'M HERE TO MEET DOBBIN. MAN I MET ON INTERNET WHO SAID HE WOULD MEET ME HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK. CAN YOU PAGE DOBBIN FOR ME?" Pager: "What's yer name?" Liz: "MY NAME IS LIZBETH QUINOZ OF SANTIAGO, CHILE. DOBBIN IS TALL ENGLISHMAN, MAYBE 25 YEARS OF AGE. HE LOOK LIKE LEAD SINGER FROM RADIOHEAD THOM YORKE." Pager: "OK, we'll page him." Liz: "TELL TO DOBBIN THAT THE LIZZYTA LOVES HIM AND IS HERE FOR ONLY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OF FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE NOT FOR KIDDING." Pager: "Huh? Whatever you say, Miss...Quinoz?" Pager: "YOU CALL ME THE LIZZYTA. THE LIZZYTA IS ONLY TO BE REFERED TO AS THE LIZZYTA, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...."
[Jan 6 4:21:39 pm][noway1987] you mean spir
[Jan 6 4:26:29 pm][noway1987] that's spir
[Jan 6 4:28:45 pm][noway1987] spir is the most interesting female these days
[Jan 6 4:28:55 pm][noway1987] spir's claim to fame: chaturbate
[Jan 6 4:29:31 pm][noway1987] spir looks like arwen
[Jan 6 4:30:59 pm][noway1987] no not spir
[Jan 6 4:31:02 pm][noway1987] we've all seen spir a million times
[Jan 6 4:56:32 pm][noway1987] streetscum: spir was pilldozer's bf back then
[Jan 6 4:56:37 pm][noway1987] as spiritanimal
[Jan 6 5:48:29 pm][noway1987] you mean spir?
[Jan 6 5:49:18 pm][noway1987] you saw spir on chaturbate
[Jan 6 5:50:06 pm][noway1987] http://i.imgur.com/b4W4Z9b.png? spir on chaturbate
[Jan 6 6:32:48 pm][7EV] [noway1987] i actually met a woman [22:53][noway1987] and this woman and me are now texting [22:54][noway1987] yeah spir, this woman is an aspie [22:55][noway1987] all i'll say is that she lives within 2000 miles of me and also has a pet ferret [00:00][noway1987] i guess it's weird i have legitimate feelings of love for her <------------------------- Whatever happened to noways imaginary girlfriend?
[Jan 6 6:35:01 pm][7EV] [noway1987] i actually met a woman [22:53][noway1987] and this woman and me are now texting [22:54][noway1987] yeah spir, this woman is an aspie [22:55][noway1987] all i'll say is that she lives within 2000 miles of me and also has a pet ferret [00:00][noway1987] i guess it's weird i have legitimate feelings of love for her <------------------------- Whatever happened to noways imaginary girlfriend?
[Jan 6 6:39:52 pm][noway1987] is spir generic wh
[Jan 6 7:02:19 pm][noway1987] she has that spirchild thing
[Jan 6 7:17:07 pm][noway1987] i want spir
[Jan 6 7:25:06 pm][noway1987] happy 2015 spir
[Jan 6 7:26:13 pm][ricky clau$] 11:24:56 [noway1987] happy 2015 spir
[Jan 6 7:31:26 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 7:49:17 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 7:49:55 pm][noway1987] spir remember that time you looked at craigslist
[Jan 6 8:49:52 pm][noway1987] spir IS funny
[Jan 6 8:50:10 pm][noway1987] 15:49:10 [spir] lol wh
[Jan 6 8:57:10 pm][noway1987] you said 'janice as spir'
[Jan 6 9:17:04 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 6 9:18:47 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:48 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:49 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:50 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:19:23 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 9:22:39 pm][noway1987] lol spir
[Jan 6 9:22:49 pm][noway1987] :) spir
[Jan 10 3:16:45 pm][noway1987] spir's chaturbate was basically just tinychat
[Jan 10 3:17:11 pm][noway1987] has spir flashed on tinychat before
[Jan 10 3:18:55 pm][noway1987] just spir's
[Jan 10 3:34:08 pm][Charles "still fat" Rogan] [Jan 6 9:17:04 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 10 5:53:26 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans
[Jan 10 5:53:30 pm][noway1987] [spir on bike]
[Jan 11 12:16:46 pm][noway_-_brazilturd] [Jan 6 9:18:50 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 11 12:40:51 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 11 12:41:08 pm][noway1987] spir went on chaturbate and received 0 tokens
[Jan 12 5:51:24 pm][noway1987] spir's sugar daddy
[Jan 12 5:51:36 pm][noway1987] is spir living with this guy
[Jan 12 5:52:36 pm][noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 12 5:52:40 pm][noway1987] and now...spir's with this old guy
[Jan 12 5:53:01 pm][noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 12 5:53:35 pm][noway1987] spir 'arwen'
[Jan 12 5:53:46 pm][noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 12 6:57:06 pm][noway87] [Jan 6 5:49:18 pm][noway1987] you saw spir on chaturbate
[Jan 13 12:03:35 pm][noway1987] that's one thing better about spir than you
[Jan 13 12:03:47 pm][noway1987] spir is a nice, civilized woman
[Jan 13 12:04:54 pm][noway1987] spir is an intelligent, smart woman
[Jan 13 12:06:12 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:51:26 [noway1987] spir's sugar daddy
[Jan 13 12:06:22 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:52:38 [noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 13 12:06:29 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:52:42 [noway1987] and now...spir's with this old guy
[Jan 13 12:06:37 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:53:03 [noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 13 12:06:44 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:53:48 [noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 13 12:06:49 pm][witchhouse] [noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 13 12:06:56 pm][witchhouse] [noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 16 5:54:20 pm][chatter's digest] [Jan 12 5:52:36 pm][noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 17 5:14:26 pm][noway1987] [spir] witchouse and the 23 omgs
[Jan 17 5:14:28 pm][noway1987] [spir] lol rogan
[Jan 17 7:52:12 pm][noway1987] spir > witchhouse
[Jan 17 7:52:15 pm][noway1987] spir = 3.5/5
[Jan 18 12:09:25 am][noway1987] 9:08:29 [spir] I really dont want a job
[Jan 18 12:09:53 am][noway1987] spir and the donuts
[Jan 18 11:40:26 pm][noway1987] spir eats pickles on chaturbate
[Jan 18 11:48:34 pm][noway1987] such as spir
[Jan 19 8:51:43 pm][noway1987] spir's donuts
[Jan 19 8:53:40 pm][noway1987] spir's boyfriend is old enough to be her dad
[Jan 19 11:24:30 pm][noway1987] when even spir thinks witchhouse is gross, that says it all
[Jan 19 11:24:43 pm][noway1987] spir - the same woman who flahses her tits on chaturbate and dates a 50-year-old guy
[Jan 19 11:24:54 pm][noway1987] and even spir finds witchhouse's dick/cum obsessiong ross
[Jan 19 11:46:21 pm][noway1987] you mean spir
[Jan 19 11:46:29 pm][noway1987] spir "donut sugar daddy"
[Jan 19 11:46:34 pm][noway1987] at least spir seems happy with this guy
[Jan 19 11:47:01 pm][noway1987] i still can't figure out why spir would date some guy old enough to be her dad
[Jan 19 11:47:13 pm][noway1987] so is spir's pussy infected
[Jan 19 11:47:37 pm][noway1987] spir donut man
[Jan 19 11:48:00 pm][noway1987] ac: so spir's infected?
[Jan 19 11:48:12 pm][noway1987] after watching spir chaturbate i had wanted to hook up
[Jan 19 11:48:30 pm][noway1987] the donut guy turned me off from spir
[Jan 19 11:49:05 pm][noway1987] what does that have to do with spir
[Oct 31 9:13:04 pm][noway1987] that girl is spir
[Oct 31 9:14:03 pm][noway1987] what do you think of that spir pic
[Nov 1 11:50:46 am][noway1987] someone calling spir a "little boy" is too funny
[Nov 1 11:51:53 am][noway1987] calling spir "THE LITTLE BOY"
[Nov 15 5:24:04 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Nov 15 5:27:45 pm][noway1987] spir doesn't do it
[Nov 16 11:13:25 pm][noway1987] did you see that video of spir eating a pickle
[Nov 30 10:46:59 pm][Marius-UnderFakern] [16:29][noway1987] lol remember spir child [16:29][noway1987] one of the many xxspir names [16:29][noway1987] xxspir = spir on goseek [16:30][noway1987] xxspir/spir child [16:30][noway1987] /spir on public trans/spir on bike [16:31][noway1987] lol "spir child" [16:34][noway1987] where is spir [16:34][noway1987] i wanted spir to wish me happy bday
[Dec 13 6:36:01 pm][noway1987] what about 'spir child'
[Dec 13 9:25:23 pm][noway1987] spir's donut man
[Dec 13 9:28:37 pm][noway1987] spir said she's still dating the donut man
[Dec 13 11:51:54 pm][noway1987] has spir seen the guy lately
[Dec 13 11:52:04 pm][noway1987] spir child
[Dec 13 11:52:50 pm][noway1987] spir did shoot herself molesting a pickle
[Dec 13 11:53:11 pm][noway1987] it looked like spir was giving the pickle a bj
[Dec 13 11:54:23 pm][noway1987] lol spir
[Dec 13 11:57:26 pm][noway1987] spir
[Dec 14 12:02:23 am][noway1987] lol spir
[Dec 14 12:04:47 am][noway1987] spir
[Dec 20 11:48:34 pm][noway1987] can you imagine spir in lord of the rings
[Dec 20 11:50:09 pm][noway1987] spir does have an elfish face
[Dec 23 12:02:16 am][noway1987] [spir and her special children]
[Dec 23 8:11:10 pm][noway1987] arwen spir
[Dec 23 8:11:27 pm][noway1987] spir looks like arwen's siser
[Dec 23 8:12:01 pm][noway1987] spir is like 110 lbs
[Dec 24 4:06:05 pm][noway1987] spir elf
[Dec 27 8:16:52 pm][noway1987] marius insists it was spir that turned him against me
[Dec 27 8:17:12 pm][ricky clau$] ] [19:58][noway1987] i had considered dating spir [19:58][noway1987] but i gave up that idea
[Dec 27 10:51:37 pm][noway1987] righta round the time of spir
[Dec 28 11:23:54 pm][noway1987] in-spir-ation
[Dec 28 11:31:27 pm][noway1987] patricia looks spir-esque with dark hair in the movie
[Dec 29 10:31:42 am][noway1987] how was your xmas spir
[Dec 29 10:32:33 am][noway1987] i found the video of spir with the cool whip
[Dec 29 10:35:32 am][noway1987] spir spraying that in her mouth
[Dec 29 10:39:08 am][noway1987] so you saw the video of spir with the whip cream can
[Dec 29 5:11:30 pm][noway1987] she looks spirish there
[Dec 29 5:12:03 pm][noway1987] there' sa video of spir spraying cool whip in her mouth
[Dec 29 5:12:59 pm][noway1987] spir having fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--U1-tI-cg&list=UUndX0qEtDanCpNTY2UHmaYw
[Dec 29 5:14:29 pm][noway1987] that spir video
[Dec 29 5:15:12 pm][noway1987] spir and the pickle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbSoFkmtAbo
[Jan 5 10:13:24 pm][noway1987] [03May2014 spir child] sassperilla
[Jan 5 10:13:28 pm][noway1987] [03May2014 spir child] i wonder if its a hot cowboy dude?
[Jan 5 10:13:41 pm][noway1987] i don't know what spir was referring to
[Jan 5 10:14:18 pm][noway1987] nowadays spir goes to see the donut guy
[Jan 5 10:14:37 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans] i'm going to look out the window and listen to music
[Jan 5 10:15:18 pm][noway1987] i have spir as "spir child" in it
[Jan 5 10:18:32 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans] I'm going to look out the window and listen to music [noway1987] (at heathrow airport) Liz: 'I'M HERE TO MEET DOBBIN. MAN I MET ON INTERNET WHO SAID HE WOULD MEET ME HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK. CAN YOU PAGE DOBBIN FOR ME?" Pager: "What's yer name?" Liz: "MY NAME IS LIZBETH QUINOZ OF SANTIAGO, CHILE. DOBBIN IS TALL ENGLISHMAN, MAYBE 25 YEARS OF AGE. HE LOOK LIKE LEAD SINGER FROM RADIOHEAD THOM YORKE." Pager: "OK, we'll page him." Liz: "TELL TO DOBBIN THAT THE LIZZYTA LOVES HIM AND IS HERE FOR ONLY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OF FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE NOT FOR KIDDING." Pager: "Huh? Whatever you say, Miss...Quinoz?" Pager: "YOU CALL ME THE LIZZYTA. THE LIZZYTA IS ONLY TO BE REFERED TO AS THE LIZZYTA, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...."
[Jan 6 4:21:39 pm][noway1987] you mean spir
[Jan 6 4:26:29 pm][noway1987] that's spir
[Jan 6 4:28:45 pm][noway1987] spir is the most interesting female these days
[Jan 6 4:28:55 pm][noway1987] spir's claim to fame: chaturbate
[Jan 6 4:29:31 pm][noway1987] spir looks like arwen
[Jan 6 4:30:59 pm][noway1987] no not spir
[Jan 6 4:31:02 pm][noway1987] we've all seen spir a million times
[Jan 6 4:56:32 pm][noway1987] streetscum: spir was pilldozer's bf back then
[Jan 6 4:56:37 pm][noway1987] as spiritanimal
[Jan 6 5:48:29 pm][noway1987] you mean spir?
[Jan 6 5:49:18 pm][noway1987] you saw spir on chaturbate
[Jan 6 5:50:06 pm][noway1987] http://i.imgur.com/b4W4Z9b.png? spir on chaturbate
[Jan 6 6:32:48 pm][7EV] [noway1987] i actually met a woman [22:53][noway1987] and this woman and me are now texting [22:54][noway1987] yeah spir, this woman is an aspie [22:55][noway1987] all i'll say is that she lives within 2000 miles of me and also has a pet ferret [00:00][noway1987] i guess it's weird i have legitimate feelings of love for her <------------------------- Whatever happened to noways imaginary girlfriend?
[Jan 6 6:35:01 pm][7EV] [noway1987] i actually met a woman [22:53][noway1987] and this woman and me are now texting [22:54][noway1987] yeah spir, this woman is an aspie [22:55][noway1987] all i'll say is that she lives within 2000 miles of me and also has a pet ferret [00:00][noway1987] i guess it's weird i have legitimate feelings of love for her <------------------------- Whatever happened to noways imaginary girlfriend?
[Jan 6 6:39:52 pm][noway1987] is spir generic wh
[Jan 6 7:02:19 pm][noway1987] she has that spirchild thing
[Jan 6 7:17:07 pm][noway1987] i want spir
[Jan 6 7:25:06 pm][noway1987] happy 2015 spir
[Jan 6 7:26:13 pm][ricky clau$] 11:24:56 [noway1987] happy 2015 spir
[Jan 6 7:31:26 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 7:49:17 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 7:49:55 pm][noway1987] spir remember that time you looked at craigslist
[Jan 6 8:49:52 pm][noway1987] spir IS funny
[Jan 6 8:50:10 pm][noway1987] 15:49:10 [spir] lol wh
[Jan 6 8:57:10 pm][noway1987] you said 'janice as spir'
[Jan 6 9:17:04 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 6 9:18:47 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:48 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:49 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:18:50 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 6 9:19:23 pm][noway1987] hi spir
[Jan 6 9:22:39 pm][noway1987] lol spir
[Jan 6 9:22:49 pm][noway1987] :) spir
[Jan 10 3:16:45 pm][noway1987] spir's chaturbate was basically just tinychat
[Jan 10 3:17:11 pm][noway1987] has spir flashed on tinychat before
[Jan 10 3:18:55 pm][noway1987] just spir's
[Jan 10 3:34:08 pm][Charles "still fat" Rogan] [Jan 6 9:17:04 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 10 5:53:26 pm][noway1987] [spir on public trans
[Jan 10 5:53:30 pm][noway1987] [spir on bike]
[Jan 11 12:16:46 pm][noway_-_brazilturd] [Jan 6 9:18:50 pm][spir] [13:18][noway1987] i am tired of the nonstop abuse
[Jan 11 12:40:51 pm][noway1987] spir
[Jan 11 12:41:08 pm][noway1987] spir went on chaturbate and received 0 tokens
[Jan 12 5:51:24 pm][noway1987] spir's sugar daddy
[Jan 12 5:51:36 pm][noway1987] is spir living with this guy
[Jan 12 5:52:36 pm][noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 12 5:52:40 pm][noway1987] and now...spir's with this old guy
[Jan 12 5:53:01 pm][noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 12 5:53:35 pm][noway1987] spir 'arwen'
[Jan 12 5:53:46 pm][noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 12 6:57:06 pm][noway87] [Jan 6 5:49:18 pm][noway1987] you saw spir on chaturbate
[Jan 13 12:03:35 pm][noway1987] that's one thing better about spir than you
[Jan 13 12:03:47 pm][noway1987] spir is a nice, civilized woman
[Jan 13 12:04:54 pm][noway1987] spir is an intelligent, smart woman
[Jan 13 12:06:12 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:51:26 [noway1987] spir's sugar daddy
[Jan 13 12:06:22 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:52:38 [noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 13 12:06:29 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:52:42 [noway1987] and now...spir's with this old guy
[Jan 13 12:06:37 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:53:03 [noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 13 12:06:44 pm][ricky clau$] 2015-01-12 09:53:48 [noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 13 12:06:49 pm][witchhouse] [noway1987] now i don't want to f**k spir
[Jan 13 12:06:56 pm][witchhouse] [noway1987] is spir one of these 'looks better in real life' types
[Jan 16 5:54:20 pm][chatter's digest] [Jan 12 5:52:36 pm][noway1987] lol a year ago i was trying to get spir to bon me
[Jan 17 5:14:26 pm][noway1987] [spir] witchouse and the 23 omgs
[Jan 17 5:14:28 pm][noway1987] [spir] lol rogan
[Jan 17 7:52:12 pm][noway1987] spir > witchhouse
[Jan 17 7:52:15 pm][noway1987] spir = 3.5/5
[Jan 18 12:09:25 am][noway1987] 9:08:29 [spir] I really dont want a job
[Jan 18 12:09:53 am][noway1987] spir and the donuts
[Jan 18 11:40:26 pm][noway1987] spir eats pickles on chaturbate
[Jan 18 11:48:34 pm][noway1987] such as spir
[Jan 19 8:51:43 pm][noway1987] spir's donuts
[Jan 19 8:53:40 pm][noway1987] spir's boyfriend is old enough to be her dad
[Jan 19 11:24:30 pm][noway1987] when even spir thinks witchhouse is gross, that says it all
[Jan 19 11:24:43 pm][noway1987] spir - the same woman who flahses her tits on chaturbate and dates a 50-year-old guy
[Jan 19 11:24:54 pm][noway1987] and even spir finds witchhouse's dick/cum obsessiong ross
[Jan 19 11:46:21 pm][noway1987] you mean spir
[Jan 19 11:46:29 pm][noway1987] spir "donut sugar daddy"
[Jan 19 11:46:34 pm][noway1987] at least spir seems happy with this guy
[Jan 19 11:47:01 pm][noway1987] i still can't figure out why spir would date some guy old enough to be her dad
[Jan 19 11:47:13 pm][noway1987] so is spir's pussy infected
[Jan 19 11:47:37 pm][noway1987] spir donut man
[Jan 19 11:48:00 pm][noway1987] ac: so spir's infected?
[Jan 19 11:48:12 pm][noway1987] after watching spir chaturbate i had wanted to hook up
[Jan 19 11:48:30 pm][noway1987] the donut guy turned me off from spir
[Jan 19 11:49:05 pm][noway1987] what does that have to do with spir