I AM A BIG DEAL


[cherubs] sad the tranny has a life
[cherubs] and he doesn't
[cherubs] i'd be sad too
[cherubs] if the tranny could get more pussy than me
[cherubs] dad tell us about the last time you got laid
[cherubs] tell us about the last time you went out on a date
[cherubs] or the last time you ddin't rely on slsk to get female attention
[cherubs] because we both know
[cherubs] you have no play
[cherubs] you are a grown man
[cherubs] with a soulseek blog
[cherubs] that is all your life amounts to
[cherubs] grown man with a soulseek blog
[cherubs] you have 0 friends outside of this chatroom
[cherubs] and the only way you can get attentino is by acting out
[cherubs] if i want to go out
[cherubs] all i have to do is call one of my MANY friends
[cherubs] and see if they want to hang out
[cherubs] that must kill you
[cherubs] tranny get's laid more
[cherubs] tranny has a love life
[cherubs] a sex life
[cherubs] a social life
[cherubs] it obviously does
[cherubs] you wouldn't obsess over me if it didn't
[cherubs] you can try to belittle me here
[cherubs] and this is the only place you can try that
[cherubs] locally
[cherubs] everyone knows me
[cherubs] i walk into a club and everyone yells my name
[cherubs] the dj waves
[cherubs] all of the party promoters ask me to spread words about their events
[cherubs] because they know that i know people
[cherubs] am i a celebrity? no
[cherubs] but i am important
[cherubs] so no matter what you can say about me
[cherubs] there are not many jungle kids here
[cherubs] but the jungle kids that are here all adore me
[cherubs] all of the rave kids know me
[cherubs] i'm friends with people in bands
[cherubs] other artists
[cherubs] the photographers
[cherubs] the journalists that cover the nightlife
[cherubs] because we are one giant network
[cherubs] you don't have that

[cherubs] and it fucking kills you