spir = denise

[Feb 21 12:08:45 pm][noway1987] spir=denise [Feb 21 12:12:39 pm][noway1987] spir=denise [Feb 22 12:29:53 pm][noway1987] [spir=denise] [Feb 22 9:16:47 pm][noway1987] spir=denise

Noway's fantasy

A plane touches down at Heathrow Airport. Lizzy walks off the tarmac, and calls NOWAY on her cellphone. "NOWAY, GUESS WHERE I AM? I'M IN LONDON AT HEATHROW AIRPORT." NOWAY is annoyed: "Fuck off, Lizzy. You're shitting me." Lizzy continues ."I'M NOT SHITTING YOU. COME DOWN TO HEATHROW AND SEE. I'LL MEET YOU HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK, WHICH 23 MINUTES FROM NOW." NOWAY is getting pissed, "Lizzy, I already told you..." Lizzy: "YOU LOVE ME. YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE SOON. PLEASE WAIT FOR ME." NOWAY hangs up, and Lizzy starts walking around the airport looking angry. Lizzy walks up to a desk, where a tall, curvy blonde is. She has on a name tag which says her name is Janice. Lizzy says to Janice: "I'M HERE TO MEET NOWAY. MAN I MET ON INTERNET WHO SAID HE'D MEET ME HERE AT SEVENTEEN O'CLOCK." Janice looks clearly surprised. "What's your name?" "I'M LIZBETH QUIROZ OF SANTIAGO, CHILE. NOWAY IS TALL, 25 YEARS OLD MAN. HE LOOK LIKE LEAD SINGER FROM RADIOHEAD." Janice is getting irritated: "Okay, what exactly is your point? What do you want us to say or do?" Liz, being the utter imbecile she is, continues: "TELL HIM I'M HERE ONLY FOR SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP OF FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE, NOT FOR KIDDING." Janice is at a loss for words. "I understand your English isn't very good, Miss Quinoz..Qui...what was it?" Lizzy finally snaps: "I AM LIZZYTA. YOU ARE ONLY TO REFER TO ME AS THE LIZZYTA, 'CAUSE I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE UNIVERSE!" Janice is really annoyed: "You're a fucking psycho woman. If you don't stop now I am going to call security on you. Did you ever think for a minute that this NOWAY guy doesn't want to see you because of this attitude?" Lizzy: "NOWAY SAID HE'D MEET ME HERE. I TALKED WITH HIM ON PHONE A FEW MINUTES AGO. HE SAID HE WOULD BE HERE!" Janice motions for airport security, and they then drag Liz away from the desk. The short, fat Chilean with frizzy hair then starts angrily hitting the officers and then breaks free. "LET ME GO, I'M GONNA TALK TO NOWAY!" Lizzy then runs up to Janice and starts yelling a string of obscenities at her, calling her an "UGLY BITCH!" Janice: "Ugly? Look who's talking. You're a fat Chilean midget with hair loss. Not even your mummy would think you're beautiful." Lizzy then tries to grab Janice's neck, but Janice takes off her high heel shoe and hits Lizzy over the head with it. "Give her some tranquilizer."

Noway's Formula

[0:04:34][Jan74] he eats 2 sandwiches a day, chats on slsk, and chats about chatting on slsk [0:04:37][Jan74] repeat for 10 years.

Squiggy / Matt Misso

[19:34:25][Filthdrive] i think squiggy doesn't have a whole body, i picture him as a head in a jar attached to a voice recognition device which is logged onto slsk

Marzipan / Marissa - The Biggest Insult

15:57:04][csquigger] Marzipan I have never stooped low enough to bop you

All About Noway1987 / Charles Rogan

[21:03:18][Jan74] he talks about chicks here [21:03:30][Jan74] and sometimes, oddly, about chicks nobody here knows about [21:03:34][Jan74] random girls he found online [21:04:44][Jan74] like he spent 6 months blabbing incessantly about a Brazilian emo girl he found online when he couldn't even understand wtf she was typing

Marcel / Marcy / Cherus / Seraphim = Completely Owned!

[21:03:30][One Life One Love One King] 16:02][seraphim] i've been in the psych ward before <------ well obv, youre not right in the head. look at you, youre a dude who dances around in the mirror pretending to be a girl with a cock and green text "flips hair" a million times a day on slsk to portray some "fem image"